Mahalo Jeannie! Oh, you don't want to go to any nasty Third World island nations, now do you? All those awful beggars and peddlers, yick! Heaven knows if they even have any kind of vaccination program there. Go to the one and only vacation spot in the world, fabulous Hawaii!!

I'm not a travel agent, just a marketing rep from Podunk, Arkansas who has been to Hawaii over 1,000 times! I can compare anything for you: hotels, rental cars, island men...because I've done them all at least once and sometimes went back for more! Ooops, I meant that I've stayed at all the hotels at least once, hehe.

You'll want to go to Maui, naturally, and I highly recommend the WannaMakabuckaOffYou Resort! It's fabulous, take my word for it! Don't ask why, it just is because I said so, O.K.?

E-mail me for all your travel plans, and for all you meanie-weanie nasty-wasties our there who don't like my posts, just don't read them! Nyah!

Mahalo!