I have 7 free tickets for a guided White House tour for Sept. 22 (8:45 a.m.) that I can't use. If someone is interested, please e-mail me at [email protected]. I posted a message earlier but the person who wanted them never got back to me with their address so if I don't hear from them by tomorrow morning I'll give them to the next person that wants them. Please respond no later than September 12, 1:00 p.m. Central Standard Time.

Relinquish them to your Senator or Representative...they'll be able to use them. In fact, most folks get these passes through their congressional representatives.

ALL White House tickets are free. It should never be implied that there was ever a price attached to them.

Thanks for your responses. I will turn the tickets in when I get to Washington. Also, thanks for clarifying that White House tickets are always free. I didn't mean to imply they sometimes aren't. I didn't know if there were any special White House tour tickets that could be purchased and just wanted people to know these were free in case there was something like that.

Do they show you where the president and Monica Lewinsky did their thing on those tours?

Grow up, Noah.

Lighten-up, Ilisa.

Ilisa, I think Noah's begging for a swirley.

Martha, I think you're right. Who shall do the honor, you or me?

Oh, I see this as a team-building exercise.
I'll hold, you flush.

I make a little joke and then get viciously attacked.

Why do you two (and all the others who have attacked me) feel the need to be so vicious?

Why not follow the advice of the late great Bob Marley and "Free yourself from hate"?

Ilisa and I make a little joke and get whined at.

Why do you feel the need to snivel?

Why can't you follow the advice of Abner Doubleday and "Don't take the world serious?"