A mate and i shall be travelling to Miami from London for a month on Monday (13th) any kind young americans wanna meet up to give us the low-down, best places to visit in and around Miami/Miami Beach etc....we are 21 and 23 yrs old (male)? i can supply an e-mail address if necessary.

Dominic, you'll have a great time in Miami with no problems finding lots of things to do. The Latinas down there are ready and willing.

Indeed, it would be difficult not to party while in Miami. If you were to go to Miami, return home, and find that you had not partied, then I would argue that you didn't visit Miami at all.

Party Dude,

Cheers for the reply - i understand that i will find it extremly hard not to party in Miami - i shall be travelling to L.A afterwards and am seriously looking forward to it.

Call an escort service.

Not only will they party, you and your mate will get laid - or at least your tiny English knobs polished.

Tally ho!!

Nice one X.

I'll pop round to your house while your out.

Have a nice day.

Good comeback Dominic.
Except there's likely no one at XXX's house, save perhaps an old scruffy dog or his 80 year old mum.