Fancy meeting to show me around?
 

A mate and i shall be travelling to Miami from London for a month on Monday (13th) any kind young americans wanna meet up to give us the low-down, best places to visit in and around Miami/Miami Beach etc....we are 21 and 23 yrs old (male)? i can supply an e-mail address if necessary.

Dominic, you'll have a great time in Miami with no problems finding lots of things to do. The Latinas down there are ready and willing. <BR><BR>Indeed, it would be difficult not to party while in Miami. If you were to go to Miami, return home, and find that you had not partied, then I would argue that you didn't visit Miami at all.

Party Dude,<BR><BR>Cheers for the reply - i understand that i will find it extremly hard not to party in Miami - i shall be travelling to L.A afterwards and am seriously looking forward to it.

Call an escort service. <BR><BR>Not only will they party, you and your mate will get laid - or at least your tiny English knobs polished.<BR><BR>Tally ho!!

Nice one X.<BR><BR>I'll pop round to your house while your out.<BR><BR>Have a nice day.

Good comeback Dominic.<BR>Except there's likely no one at XXX's house, save perhaps an old scruffy dog or his 80 year old mum.