I was pumping gas into my car at a gas station off Rt. 95 near Lumberton, NC when a German man at the pump nearby said to his girl, I wonder where we go to see the KKK?
Jerk.

"I'm a travel agent here to serve you. You'll learn how precious my services are when you try and do it yourself. You'll understand how difficult it is to type city names into a computer and wait for it to spit out a price."

As a southerner, I have to say that KKK remark is pretty funny. We actually had a KKK rally here last year (Tulsa, OK), it was totally humiliating for just about every citizen. (there were more people protesting than actually at the rally--which was mainly made up of out of town KKK people). Of course, since Georgia still has an anti-fornication law on the books, it's not hard to figure out why people think the south is backward.