It was a delicate process taking that factory tape off my MITSUBISHI truck, but I was one, young, determined individual. I had to make a statement. It read: M I__U B__H I

Okay, dense me, I'm still not getting this one.

My-ubee-high?

My, you be high.

I quit smoking when I was 20. RE: the smoked Turkey

Thanks MizScarlett! I feel stoopid.

Hee-hee!!! Thanks for the laugh, and thanks to Scarlett for explaining...I did not get that one (a bit dense here too...)

Who wants to start the thread for best license plates...my friend has SXCBEAST on her beat up truck....

I quit smoking cigarettes at 30. I'm still smoking turkeys and...

When I was in college I had this school bus yellow Toyota Tercel. My dad kept wanting to get a vanity license plate for it that spelled "YEILD".

ha. ha.

It would have taken me years of therapy to get over that.

easy.. don't elect him President!!

Once knew this gal that lived in my apartment complex. Drove a red, compact Ford. Kept hearing rumors (and noises) about her nocturnal activities. Had a bumper sticker that read:
Every girl needs a little Escort.

Saw this license plate on a van with lots of kids in it: PB4WEGO

I have to admit that my screen name is my license plate.

I really like Don's contribution.

My favorite license plate was on a Porsche Boxster being driven by an obviously divorced woman. It simply said WAS HIS

A couple of years ago, I saw a bumper sticker on a cadillac convertible occupied by two guys who I swear reminded me of the Steve Martin/Dan Akroyd characters on Saturday night live (we were sitting at a traffic signal).

The license plate for this wild and crazy pair was: BRABNDIT. (Bra bandit)

I didn't know whether to gag or laugh.