UCLA is still unsafe for gay Vermonters with children. Students there can't keep up with their classes in inventive spelling and are out in gangs of forum-bashing thugs. It's all because of the permissive beatniks and weirdos taking the country away from the conservative white churchgoers who were here first. They're reproducing and taking all our space on airplanes -- it's hideous, I tell you, hideous!

Oink! Oink!

And don't you gay Vermonters with babies even THINK about coming to Florida...it's STILL unsafe and the Mafia is becoming more involved in the spreading of asbestos in our buildings (especially the malls...where it can do the most damage) every day. I've even heard a rumor that parts of the sky have started falling near Sarasota...so especially stay away from there. Run everybody, run!

Good one!

Is there a limerick for this?

Please let's give this a rest. It's really boring. Listen to yourselves.

Why isn't someone policing these
messages for appropriateness? This
message is wasting space. Why doesn't
the writer seek out a site where this
type of ranting is the norm?

1) because it's fun! 2)Satire is a dying art form - keep it alive! 3)Mars STILL needs women! 4)New Orleans is STILL unsafe for Virginia Tech football fans! (They beat us in the Sugar Bowl) 5) However, in all seriousness - Virginia IS very safe for garden lovers, even those from Vermont, California, New Orleans, and with babies in tow - with the garden tour coming up in April! Go to www.vagardenweek.org for all the details!

Of COURSE this thread is a waste of space! That's the point -- because at least it's identified as such.

The idea is to call attention to just how idiotic the other threads are, so that people DON'T waste their time with those and in the process bring those threads up to the top over and over again. It also provides an opportunity for people exasperated with the other trolls, jokers, and lunatics to vent here without suckering honest people looking for travel information.

I hate it when people say "lighten up" just to sabotage whatever point is being made without actually adding to the conversation. But THIS is the place to LIGHTEN UP, folks. Nina, you can "serious up" on the other threads, but at least you'll know to stay away from any that refer to Boycotting Vermont, Babies (Baby's!)on Planes, or Unsafe Florida. You'd probably be the first to tell people just to ignore those threads if they don't like 'em. So ignore this one and let the rest of us let off a little satiric steam!

Tulsa is still unsafe for Tarheels!