What do you "take the bedspread off" with? Your hands? LOL
Just face it, you're covered with spooge every time you go out in public.

My wife brings those Clorox handiwipe things and a pair of disposable rubber paint gloves, no lie, and wipes down just about everything in the hotel room: bathroom fixtures, doorknobs, tub, counter, sink, toilet seat, etc... I laugh at her, but between that and the Purell hand sanitizer we never get sick on a vacation! And when she's finished with the wipes, she removes the bedspread, WITH gloves on. A regular female Felix Unger, but after reading some of the comments here, I'm glad about it now.

Oscar,

Got to tell you, that sounds kind of creepy. Does she hose you off, too?

And, did you ever get sick in a motel room before you met her?

I have to admit that Oscar's scenario does sound a tad bizarre.

ddd: very funny.....
And Steve, yes we doTaht si why I am always planning trips!!! >g<
Judy

Well Steve I thougt that was a given on vacation! Thanks to all these graphic posts I'm sure the next time I'm in a hotel room I'll be contemplating the presence of, shall will say foreign substances, rather than the business at hand. What a mood killer!

If I told ya, I'd be typing in soprano the rest of my life! ;^D

I was so poor after my last vacation that I had to eat Little Friskies.