sensiblemom

Hi, I'm a sensible suburban mom--not too smart, but I mean well--who plans to take her 2 year old son and 16 year old daughter to Afghanistan next month.

Will I be able to find Pampers over there? They all seem to wear them on their heads, so I guessed they have the other parts covered, too. Thanks!

Ryan

Dude,
At least try and be a little creative. At least come up with a troll that sounds reasonably realistic.

enuffalrdeady

Enough already! sensible mom, post your silly questions over in the special interests forum with the rest of them!

yes

Don't forget to try the new restaurant there -- The Cave

xxxxxxx

Don't forget your Monkey!

Abdull

Dear Sensiblemom,

Depending where you go, your 16 year old daughter may need a new wardrobe. That will excite her until she finds out it includes veils. Also, she cannot get her belly button pierced.

Your 2 year old boy, on the other hand, will love it. I'm sure that he is quite mature for his age and very well behaved. This will give him a chance to shed the pampers and try fruit of the loom.

Abdull

sensiblemom

Thanks so much for the help! As for me, you'll find me sporting my dockers stretch pants and keds, along with a sensible cotton top that washes up easily! To-da-lu!

nuke t ragheads

Don't you mean Lake Afghanistan? Not too much left ya think?