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Oct 16th, 2004, 08:56 AM
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Bob! When I saw so many Scrantonians digging anthracite from between their toes in anticipation of winter, I just knew they were immigrants from Molvania. To answer an earlier question, Molvania has two capitals, Lutenblag, the cultural and political capital, and Smersh, the business hub. When you want to find a country that is more poorly run than our fiscal house, head for Smersh. Even their deficits have deficits. Nobel Prize winners in play-dough run their treasury.
Oct 16th, 2004, 01:05 PM
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My cousin, who is an Orthadontist was just getting ready to contact the Molvanian consulate to see about the possibility of setting up practice there. He's already purchased a truck load of barbed wire and alas, now the thread is gone.
Oct 16th, 2004, 01:56 PM
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Crefloors that is a shame about your cousin the dentist but from what I have heard (true or not I am not sure) by the time a Molvanian is old enough to get braces (and wasn't that truck load of barbed wire a great idea?) almost all Molvanian's teeth have already falling out basically.
But again, that could be just a false rumor.
But again, that could be just a false rumor.
Oct 16th, 2004, 05:47 PM
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Lets-Go13
I really had hoped you would agree to buy us all the local excellent carrot champagne and am truly disappointed that I have not heard from you agreeing to this. Could it be that you are already on your way to the promised land and, if so, I am sooo jealous. Can't wait for election night to join you even if you are unwilling to spring for the good stuff. After the elections, might we choose to stay there?
I really had hoped you would agree to buy us all the local excellent carrot champagne and am truly disappointed that I have not heard from you agreeing to this. Could it be that you are already on your way to the promised land and, if so, I am sooo jealous. Can't wait for election night to join you even if you are unwilling to spring for the good stuff. After the elections, might we choose to stay there?
Oct 18th, 2004, 12:29 PM
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My sincere apologies for my delay in responding. By all means, the first round of Cliquot a Carrota will be my treat while waiting for election results. I wasn't aware that it could still be found in country. Wasn't it set for export only?
For others making inquiries, yes - we will be drinking until the results are "in" whether delivered by pigeon, or pigeon carried by the donkeys. I suppose we will be either enjoying the results or drowning our sorrows. But it will still be a Fodor's GTG, so how bad could it be?
For others making inquiries, yes - we will be drinking until the results are "in" whether delivered by pigeon, or pigeon carried by the donkeys. I suppose we will be either enjoying the results or drowning our sorrows. But it will still be a Fodor's GTG, so how bad could it be?
Oct 18th, 2004, 01:10 PM
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I am sooo tired of this Molvanian fad.
My favorite goulash restaurant has been replaced by Molvanian Hash take-out. My travel agent has Lutenblag posters everywhere. My mother keeps asking when I am going to bring home a good Molvanian girl like Pappa did. I didn't know Pappa had a girlfriend!
Please, lets get back to which credit card has the best ATMs
My favorite goulash restaurant has been replaced by Molvanian Hash take-out. My travel agent has Lutenblag posters everywhere. My mother keeps asking when I am going to bring home a good Molvanian girl like Pappa did. I didn't know Pappa had a girlfriend!
Please, lets get back to which credit card has the best ATMs
Oct 18th, 2004, 01:52 PM
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marilyn,
I have heard the same thing. They also train the donkeys to steal the cards as well. They dress them in festive attire and they actualy look like a regular Lutenbalgan! It is easy for them to swipe the card and use them to buy bundles of carrots/......
Oh, how I digress!!
I have heard the same thing. They also train the donkeys to steal the cards as well. They dress them in festive attire and they actualy look like a regular Lutenbalgan! It is easy for them to swipe the card and use them to buy bundles of carrots/......
Oh, how I digress!!
Oct 18th, 2004, 04:10 PM
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Bob,
I would love to see a picture!!!
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Boy, this Monday could not be any drearier and a good laugh or ....cry might do me good!
Anne
I would love to see a picture!!!
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Boy, this Monday could not be any drearier and a good laugh or ....cry might do me good!
Anne
Oct 18th, 2004, 06:09 PM
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Yes Ira, Lutenblag's sister city is indeed in Texas. There is a trade delegation and employers have begun trading business cards. Employees at the local arsenic factory (Local #13-13) are now worried about outsourcing.
Lou Dobbs just ran a big expose' on this.
Lou Dobbs just ran a big expose' on this.
Oct 18th, 2004, 06:10 PM
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annesherrod,
"VEDBAEK, Denmark On catwalks, in magazines and along big city streets, fur is back, only it is not your grandmother's mink anymore" International Herald Tribune 10/18/2004
Style section.
"VEDBAEK, Denmark On catwalks, in magazines and along big city streets, fur is back, only it is not your grandmother's mink anymore" International Herald Tribune 10/18/2004
Style section.
