Travel Weasel Words-A Translation
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International clientele = anyone here from Ecuador?
Liberal rate of exchange = a pound of flesh
Open all hours = like an oyster
Maid service = monthly
No tipping policy = no service policy
Cross ventilation = drafty
Official greeter = Marcel Marceau
Liberal rate of exchange = a pound of flesh
Open all hours = like an oyster
Maid service = monthly
No tipping policy = no service policy
Cross ventilation = drafty
Official greeter = Marcel Marceau
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The hotel is located in a historic residential area:
in the middle of nowhere
Conveniently located near a metro stop:
that requires two transfers to get anywhere central
Antique furnishings: Hasn't been cleaned properly in years
Ensuite bathrooms (with a shower stall so small you have to step out of it in order to pick up the soap)
Televisions in each room: So you can choose between dubbed Kojak reruns or dubbed Dallas reruns.
in the middle of nowhere
Conveniently located near a metro stop:
that requires two transfers to get anywhere central
Antique furnishings: Hasn't been cleaned properly in years
Ensuite bathrooms (with a shower stall so small you have to step out of it in order to pick up the soap)
Televisions in each room: So you can choose between dubbed Kojak reruns or dubbed Dallas reruns.
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authentic - exactly the way they described it in that "Readers Digest" article you read
tacky - reminds you of your own trailer/trailer park
chain hotel - the one with air conditioning that works
rustic - fans instead of air conditioning
helpful - they told you what you you already knew and didn't frown when you left without tipping
rude - like you when you are having a bad hair day
clean - the way your own house looked a long time ago
pricey - more than the sum total of the last four DVDs you ordered
"the 6th" - the area you pretended you stayed in when you write your trip report when you were actually holed up out in the 11th
trip report - another name for, "I TOLD you I was better than you are"
Tuscany - where you stay when you can't afford a room in Rome
yummy - what your food used to taste like at home
family friendly - full of kids screaming louder than yours
economical - where you stay when you finally have to pay for it yourself
economy class - the section that arrives after First touches down
"second class" (rail) - where you sit after the "conductor" threw you out of First when you tried to sneak up there
easily reached - it takes less than 36 hours to get there
Spanish Steps - that thing you keep watching but it never seems to do anything
"Centro Storico" - I can speak more Italian than you do!
tacky - reminds you of your own trailer/trailer park
chain hotel - the one with air conditioning that works
rustic - fans instead of air conditioning
helpful - they told you what you you already knew and didn't frown when you left without tipping
rude - like you when you are having a bad hair day
clean - the way your own house looked a long time ago
pricey - more than the sum total of the last four DVDs you ordered
"the 6th" - the area you pretended you stayed in when you write your trip report when you were actually holed up out in the 11th
trip report - another name for, "I TOLD you I was better than you are"
Tuscany - where you stay when you can't afford a room in Rome
yummy - what your food used to taste like at home
family friendly - full of kids screaming louder than yours
economical - where you stay when you finally have to pay for it yourself
economy class - the section that arrives after First touches down
"second class" (rail) - where you sit after the "conductor" threw you out of First when you tried to sneak up there
easily reached - it takes less than 36 hours to get there
Spanish Steps - that thing you keep watching but it never seems to do anything
"Centro Storico" - I can speak more Italian than you do!
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Italy:
"the bus is on its way" = make your own arrangements, as there is no bus, and if there was, it certaintly wouldn't wait for the likes of you
"closed from 01.01.06 to 01.03.06 for renovations" = we have been closed for months and probably will never reopen despite what we officially say
"wait time from this point is 30 minutes" = don't even bother, just go home and try again tomorrow
"this piece of jewellry is very special" = this piece is butt-ugly, has sat in our window for 2 years now, and we can't sell it
"within walking distance" = proceed directly to the bus stop
"located on a lively square" = lots of night-time activity, including bottle smashing and police raids
"view of the Arno" = if you go to the front lobby, behind the front desk, lean out the window, and crane your neck to the left, you will catch a glimpse of the bridge that goes over said river
Ciao!
"the bus is on its way" = make your own arrangements, as there is no bus, and if there was, it certaintly wouldn't wait for the likes of you
"closed from 01.01.06 to 01.03.06 for renovations" = we have been closed for months and probably will never reopen despite what we officially say
"wait time from this point is 30 minutes" = don't even bother, just go home and try again tomorrow
"this piece of jewellry is very special" = this piece is butt-ugly, has sat in our window for 2 years now, and we can't sell it
"within walking distance" = proceed directly to the bus stop
"located on a lively square" = lots of night-time activity, including bottle smashing and police raids
"view of the Arno" = if you go to the front lobby, behind the front desk, lean out the window, and crane your neck to the left, you will catch a glimpse of the bridge that goes over said river
Ciao!
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Thanks for reviving this.
I'm becoming increasingly aware that whenever a hotel or an airline decreases or stops services it is always done, "for your convenience" and they are nice enough to "appreciate your cooperation and understanding" (like we have a choice)...they are smart enough not to ask for "agreement."
"Is this a good price" (when asked about air fares...) seems to actually mean:
Please say yes so I can tell the person in the household who will <b>end up paying for it</b> now that I've bought it without their knowledge that is "is a good price and please put that handgun down."
We've finally been told that the term "DH" is sometimes used as a short form of the word "duh" but are waiting on confirmation from 'the editors.'
I'm becoming increasingly aware that whenever a hotel or an airline decreases or stops services it is always done, "for your convenience" and they are nice enough to "appreciate your cooperation and understanding" (like we have a choice)...they are smart enough not to ask for "agreement."
"Is this a good price" (when asked about air fares...) seems to actually mean:
Please say yes so I can tell the person in the household who will <b>end up paying for it</b> now that I've bought it without their knowledge that is "is a good price and please put that handgun down."
We've finally been told that the term "DH" is sometimes used as a short form of the word "duh" but are waiting on confirmation from 'the editors.'
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