Dick

For those who care, Sheila of Scotland, Loves nothing better than to bash Americans who make errors in grammer, spelling or worst, punctuation. She has corrected me on a couple of occasions when I goofed. However, there isan even more interesting aspect of Sheila. Some of you know this but for those of you who don't let me tell you about her little dark secret.
Sheila raises haggis on her farm located in the highlands. Now I ask you, how can anyone raise these cute furry creatures, who harm no one, for their meat and fur. I think these warm sweet wee mythical beast should be set free and Sheila should find other pursuits. If you agree I strongly recommend you vent your concerns and perhaps we can convice Sheila to stop this endeavor.

TrollBasher

TROLL ALERT!

Inspector

Dick

You missed the space between the words "is" and "an".

Amik

Dick,
You're a dick.
Amik.

Sheila

Yeah! Everyone knows you can't raise haggis in captivity.

Tee

I like free-range haggis, myself!

PETA

Sheila, I see you don't deny the truth of Dick's allegations. Well, how would you like to spend the end of your life stuffed in a tube? Repent!

mad cow

I would never consider eating haggis. Shiela? Now that is another matter!

SharonM

Are haggis distant relatives of the "Nauga" ?

Henry Ford

SharonM don't be silly. Have you ever seen a car with a (an?) haggishyde interior?

Al Godon

It may be a troll on hagis. But Sheila will ram raw hagis down your throat if you give her half a chance.

elvira

What I found most distressing is that haggis don't seem to thrive anywhere outside of Scotland. Sheila sent me a little haggis to start my own herd, but the little bugger just, well, shriveled up and took a dirt nap. Maybe it's the climate?

S. C.

Named after the famed Roman general, Haggis Ahgagus (and they do!). My mother in law was an old haggis and I just could stomach her, always belly aching about this and that, a real wool gatherer. So long, lambie pies, I'm glad I had the guts to write.

We cringe at the thought of the haggis,
the concept doth totally gag us,
to eat wee sheap' gut
would take some sort of nut,
with a rope and wild horses to drag us.

SharonM

...ok, ok! Since you can't sit on haggishyde can you ride them or do they grow big enough? I have Scottish blood flowing thru my veins and feel I should have a better understanding of the Scottish Haggi (pl?)...

rand

Elvira, you were hoping to start a herd with one haggis? Some thing missing here, like another haggis.No wonder it died of lonlyness.