Rouge Cow
Mar 23rd, 2003, 09:29 PM
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Rouge Cow
What happened to the post on the rouge cow? Did it just get submerged or did the Fodor's sweepers get overzealous? I loved the imagery, and the story of the apes attacking a Fodorite was priceless!
Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:09 PM
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From one cat to another, I feared as much! Perhaps, too, the suggestion that day-old baguettes could serve as weapons was seen as a threat to national security...<BR>Glad Fodors was on top of this one!<BR><BR>
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:51 PM
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I don't think the cows chose day-old baguette because they were cost consciousness. I believe it was the only weapon they could get through airport security. You see, they were flying to Europe and had to leave their six-shooters behind, and were concerned about being confronted by rabid Europeans lurking in dark alleys.<BR><BR>Do we all live on the west coast, and shouldn't we be going to bed?
Mar 24th, 2003, 12:25 AM
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>Must be morning in Britain now.<BR><BR>Yes, it is and I know for a fact that the rouge cows have a cell in Scotland. We know somebody who had the front of his car kicked and dented by a Highland bull. Of course the bull's rouge and eye-shadow were obscured by his hair-style. The weapon of choice is of course year old haggis used as grenades.
Mar 24th, 2003, 07:35 AM
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Betsy,<BR>The post was started by a purported American lawman, who was concerned about how to protect himself on an upcoming trip to Europe. He noted that, in the US, he packed a pistol, 24-7 - his words.<BR><BR>Needless to say, his question received an outpouring of sympathy and concern, especially for how he might successfully fend off the almost certain attack of a rogue cow in Switzerland. Typos ensued, as is tradition, and the rogue cow soon became rouge. Not sure what flavor the milk became - strawberry?.<BR><BR>Fodors decided we should mooove on, as this post was too much bull for the censors. For me, I say, any laugh in the storm!
Mar 24th, 2003, 09:24 AM
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What sound does a (rouged rogue) cow with no lips make?<BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR><BR> |<BR> |<BR> V<BR><BR><BR>Oo
Mar 24th, 2003, 09:51 AM
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On a return flight from Zurich this weekend we were surprised amd felt more safe with the presence or flight marshals disguised as both gouge and rogue cows They must have been packin' manure. Watch out for those rear ends!!!
