Rouge Cow

Mar 23rd, 2003, 09:29 PM
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Rouge Cow

What happened to the post on the rouge cow? Did it just get submerged or did the Fodor's sweepers get overzealous? I loved the imagery, and the story of the apes attacking a Fodorite was priceless!
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 09:59 PM
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It is a subversive plot.

Rogue cows have been known to lick rental cars and cause damage.

All travelzines want to cover up this problem so as to not discourage travel.
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:09 PM
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From one cat to another, I feared as much! Perhaps, too, the suggestion that day-old baguettes could serve as weapons was seen as a threat to national security...
Glad Fodors was on top of this one!



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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:28 PM
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You know, I wondered what happened to that thread! But I'm glad to see the rouge cows have their own thread now. Maybe that will satisfy them and they will be less violent, or violet. Ya think?
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:37 PM
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Oh my god.

A rogue cow with a day old baguette as a weapon.

What will happen to the world next.
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:44 PM
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Rouged rogue cows in dark glasses and stylish scarves wielding baguettes. Day old? Are these cows cost-conscience?
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 10:51 PM
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I don't think the cows chose day-old baguette because they were cost consciousness. I believe it was the only weapon they could get through airport security. You see, they were flying to Europe and had to leave their six-shooters behind, and were concerned about being confronted by rabid Europeans lurking in dark alleys.

Do we all live on the west coast, and shouldn't we be going to bed?
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 11:01 PM
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Clifton.

If you have ever tried biting into a day old baguette, wearing rouge or not, you would realise what a formidable weapon one would make.

Yes we are all wet coasters.
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 11:08 PM
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One rouged Bessie to another:
avez-vous le lait?
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Mar 23rd, 2003, 11:22 PM
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Natalia.
Non. Je nais pas du lait, suelement cette baguete ici du parentage questionable.

Must be morning in Britain now.
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Mar 24th, 2003, 12:25 AM
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>Must be morning in Britain now.

Yes, it is and I know for a fact that the rouge cows have a cell in Scotland. We know somebody who had the front of his car kicked and dented by a Highland bull. Of course the bull's rouge and eye-shadow were obscured by his hair-style. The weapon of choice is of course year old haggis used as grenades.
 
Mar 24th, 2003, 06:09 AM
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Inquiring minds want to know: Was this cow rogue or rouge? Sorry I missed the original post!
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Mar 24th, 2003, 06:53 AM
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I loved that cow in "Moolin Rouge"!
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Mar 24th, 2003, 07:35 AM
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Betsy,
The post was started by a purported American lawman, who was concerned about how to protect himself on an upcoming trip to Europe. He noted that, in the US, he packed a pistol, 24-7 - his words.

Needless to say, his question received an outpouring of sympathy and concern, especially for how he might successfully fend off the almost certain attack of a rogue cow in Switzerland. Typos ensued, as is tradition, and the rogue cow soon became rouge. Not sure what flavor the milk became - strawberry?.

Fodors decided we should mooove on, as this post was too much bull for the censors. For me, I say, any laugh in the storm!
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Mar 24th, 2003, 09:06 AM
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They are French cows,right!

No worry, they've probably already surrendered!

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Mar 24th, 2003, 09:20 AM
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I saw a rouged cow drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's, her hair was perfect.

Owwwoooo, rouged cows in London.
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Mar 24th, 2003, 09:24 AM
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What sound does a (rouged rogue) cow with no lips make?

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Mar 24th, 2003, 09:25 AM
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Spend your moolah wherever you want. If pup can go so can rouge cow. just leave the monkey behind and wear your bra
as you et mom out of jail.
we all wait til the cows come home.
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Mar 24th, 2003, 09:51 AM
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On a return flight from Zurich this weekend we were surprised amd felt more safe with the presence or flight marshals disguised as both gouge and rogue cows They must have been packin' manure. Watch out for those rear ends!!!
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Mar 24th, 2003, 10:25 AM
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Oh please, uncle sam. we Know you want everybody to bocott France. You reference everything to France, then knock it down. Cows, chickens, kitchen sinks. Give it break already.
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