FainaAgain

With asparagus legs and garlic eyes?

copain1

You could get some Ann Coulter action figures and put them in the oven at 400 for an hour. That might fit the bill.

rhy

Well, I did find one on ebay and got it for $10. Not sure if it is the same, but for the price, I thought I'd try.

W9London

Correction to my previous post. I was just in Frankfurt and Quetschenmännchen DOES fit OP's description.

hester

I saw a very old and I mean old topless lady on the beach in Barcelona. I think she would fit the bill.

quokka

Here's a video on how the Nürnberg Zwetschgenmännle are made: http://www.nordbayern.de/artikel.asp...43&kat=264
Click on the picture to start the video.
The little text that's in it is in German but doesn't say much, except that it's all hand made, so no need to worry about the language. The thing is rather self explanatory.