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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:15 AM
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Now we find out tha the English invented houses

So we did:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-10929343


Is there anything we didn't invent?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:28 AM
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String Cheese.

We didn't invent that.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:31 AM
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I hope.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:33 AM
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We did invent proper cheese though. Cheddar. The world's cheese.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:46 AM
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"It was a round house - a smaller version of iron age round houses - with a circle of timber posts around a sunken circular floor area, which could have been covered by reeds."

It'd go for 1.2 million today, wouldn't it?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 02:50 AM
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"the English invented houses"

Nah.

We've merely discovered one group of English invented their house before any other group of English.

There's all sorts of house remains in parts of Turkey and Japan that seem to go back 10,000 years and more earlier than the arriviste at Scarborough.

Mind you, we did invent Cheddar. We also invented really, really, really horrible Cheddar, though ghere's a lot less of it around these days.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 03:20 AM
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Our ancient house would be a proper house. It would have staffordshire flat-back ornaments, gnomes, a mat with Welcome written on it, ducks on the wall and decking in the garden (there WOULD be a garden wouldn't there?).

That knocks our curly slippered friends into a cocked hat.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 04:26 AM
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<<< There's all sorts of house remains in parts of Turkey and Japan that seem to go back 10,000 years and more earlier than the arriviste at Scarborough. >>>

Probably built by English ex-pats
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Nah, can't be true.
The earth is only 6,000 years old.
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 04:43 AM
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>>Probably built by English ex-pats<<

No, no. Snapped up for a song by English ex-pats while picturesquely ruinous, and then restored as an upmarket B&B and yoga retreat.
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They may indeed have invented the house but they still haven't mastered central heating! LOL
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 05:45 AM
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Wonder what the mortgage was on it?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 06:09 AM
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Hard to get for self-build. And how do we know the local building inspectors didn't condemn it?
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 06:35 AM
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How did they know it was an English house?

It had a fitted carpet in the bog (toilet).
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Old Aug 16th, 2010, 07:36 AM
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We invented houses.

There would have been an umbrella stand.
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 12:57 AM
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CW..have you been to Galicia in Spain? they have umbrella stands everywhere...shops..restaurants...houses etc. I think they were invented here and not in the UK.
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 01:56 AM
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>>We invented houses.

There would have been an umbrella stand.<<

It would probably have been overrun with Neanderthal versions of Sarah Beeny telling them they'd laid it out all wrong, and Kim and Aggie lecturing them about how to clean up all the sabre-tooth tiger poo with a handful of twigs.
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 03:12 AM
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Plus ca change...
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An umbrella stand made out of a mammoth's foot, no doubt
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I wonder if in the nearby town they had a lady town crier that would constantly announce "Mind the Crap"

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