Got on a plane flew for 7 hours landed in Paris went to hotel ate supper walked around went to bed went out next day ate pastry walked around saw some things pretty cool went back to bed then got up and went to Germany had wine then went to Italy had pasta then went to Spain had my bag stolen by a Gypsy that threw her baby at me bummer then went back to France and had more pastry then went over to England and saw Big Ben wow and then had a pint then went to Ireland and ate some taters then came home and had a great trip. Will do it in reverse order next year. Thanks.

Sorry your bag got stolen in Spain. The rest seems like a fine trip.

I think I remember seeing you in Paris. Were you wearing white sneakers?

Haha! This post made me laugh out loud!! I actually know people who travel like this!!! Very funny!!

Awesome! Where did you get the pastry?<BR>

This is one of the best trip reports I have seen...no joke.

But how many sweaters did you pack, and did you have to check your suitcase?

Hey Red, LOVED your trip report but, next time, could you try not to be so verbose? Thanks! <BR><BR>P.S. I wonder why the Gypsy threw her baby at your bummer?

Did you buy a dancing Mickey?

I'm amazed you could pack in so many activities in under a month. (How long were you gone, BTW?) But the wealth of detail you gave in your report made me feel like I was right there with you! Thanks for posting.<BR><BR>BC<BR><BR>P.S. Sorry your bag was stolen in Spain.

Did anyone pick your pocket? Did you give the waitress the right tip? Was the hotel room really really small? Can't wait for the next installment.

You must be a tourist, not a traveler, if you went to Germany and didn't drink beer. (Or is it the other way around?)

What did you do for washcloths after your luggage was stolen? Must have been a real bummer!<BR><BR>

Do not forget Iceland on your next trip.<BR>We have a lot for you.

Hello Rex---are you paying attention?<BR>Now this is a real trip report.

How did you miss out on Tuesday in Belgium?<BR><BR>j

Red, that was not only good, but it was the best darned report ever. You made me dream of going back. Heck, my wife probably would describe my travel method like your post, since I do try to see a lot. She does like pastries though so wouldn't mind that part. By the way, I think you should have flown into England instead of doing the huge circle thing. Keep that in mind next time.

Red, that was not only good, but it was the best darned report ever. You made me dream of going back. Heck, my wife probably would describe my travel method like your post, since I do try to see a lot. She does like pastries though so wouldn't mind that part. By the way, I think you should have flown into England instead of doing the huge circle thing. Keep that in mind next time. What I really want to know though is did you take any pictures and are they all blurred?