LUGGAGE DISAPPEARS

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:28 AM

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Pierre says, "el bano is a singer baby", and that is when I realize he is talking about Al Bano, a whole different country at that, so I know he isn't very bright, but...

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:34 AM

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So I said too handsome and sexy Pierre....Voulez vous pain an chocolat?... Non, amour, vin and moi and vous......

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:38 AM

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Pierre said.....Cheri, Your luggage has apperared...Voila!!!! Your t shirts are here. Your huge white sneakers are here! But alas, your real problems start because.......

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:40 AM

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.. I don't have a pair of sneakers that are your size!

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:41 AM

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... I don't have a bidet at home.

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:43 AM

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...the labels are all in Greek. "What," I exclaimed, "how could that be? I bought then at a boutique on the Rue Tatin." "Tante pis," muttered Pierre with his boozy breath. Now you muct do as I say or else...."

Aug 13th, 2002 | 08:46 AM

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I will show you how to turn those bit white sneakers into fashion shoes with aid of the bidet. I was horrified, my Nike White Sneakers in a Bidet???!!! So I ask Pierre, "what is a bidet?", and he says...

Aug 13th, 2002 | 09:10 AM

#28

hee hee

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"a bidet, Madame, is to foil zhee pickpockeets! Put all your valuables in zhare, strap eet ayround your west, and no one weel steal your maw nay!"

Aug 13th, 2002 | 09:14 AM

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"Oh'" she exclaimed. I thought it was for drowning kittens and soaking sneakers." "Mais non," he muttered, "it's only ze Nor Ameicans who belive that. Les bee-days are really for...

Aug 13th, 2002 | 09:16 AM

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.. cooling beer bottles in it.

Aug 13th, 2002 | 09:19 AM

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But what about zupper tonight, mon cheri? Ze wezer is just wonderful, and the pate and oysters exquisite. Let us stroll down the Champs Elysee and talk about....