Hi all,

Looked at my email and found an unsolicited message regarding "Paris Hilton's Private Movie Event".

Wondering what might be going on at the Hilton in Paris, I opened it.

Turned out to be an ad for a porn star named Paris Hilton.

ira, how did you like the movie?

Opening that spam means you will get flooded with trashy stuff.

LOL ira,
Paris Hilton is the daughter of the Hilton Hotel heirs. She and her (ex) boyfriend had some fun and video taped it and now it is on the internet.
I don't think she is considered a Porn Star yet

They actually named their kid Paris Hilton?

No wonder.

Ira, you are too funny! As Scarlett says, she's an heiress. Spoiled brat exhibitionist heiress, but not a porn star (yes, yes, we know how society's standards have slipped). You can even watch her tonight on Fox TV--she's starring with Lionel Richie's daughter in "The Simple Life" in which the two darlings are tossed onto an Arkansas farm to see how long they can take it for.

OH! That Paris Hilton.

LOL! And I thought this forum would be the one place where I would not be subjected to more Paris Hilton
ira, if you've never heard of Paris Hilton, consider yourself a lucky man.

I always wondered why they would name her Paris..like the other daughter should be named Prague? or a son named Rome Hilton?

The mind reels:

"Paris Hilton, the best place to put your head down for the night."

"Looking for a sleepless night? Paris Hilton".

"You've slept with the rest. Now it's time for the best -- Paris Hilton."


Sorry, I have many more, but they slip well past the PG-13 rating.

I had this e-mail too. Glad you opened it instead of me!!! At least now I know what it contained but without the follow up spams. LOL

I haven't noticed any Paris Hilton spam so far but they keep trying to sell me things to enlarge parts that I don't even have!!

Scarlett, didn't the Hiltons try to buy the leaning tower in Pisa and turn it into a hotel? The Tiltin' Hilton??

Stop it Patrick--you sound like my husband!

They are also planning a UK location that focuses on cheese -- the Stilton Hilton.

How about the hotel where you can discard your lover - The Jiltin' Hilton.

Or the one where you can regain Paradise Lost: the Milton Hilton?

For the best in Passover fish, it's the Gefilten Hilton.

They wanted to paint on gold and it would have been Gilten Hilton


~sorry ~

You all are just TOO FUNNY!!

Ira..my dear, you must start reading the Enquirer headlines while waiting to check out at the grocers!

Patrick..give us more!!

Scarlett: I heard somewhere that her parents named her Paris because she was conceived there. Think of the other possibilitys .
KT: I should have come-up with that one . Regards, Walter

Is it true that before Viagra it was the Wiltin' Hilton? Poor Paris.