HOW MUCH SHOULD I TIP THE PILOT
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Pilot:
Lands at correct airport: $10
Lands at incorrect airport in a more interesting city than your destination: $20
Flight Attendant:
Gives you two pretzel packs: $100
Slaps kid who is kicking the back of your seat: $150
Slaps parents who pretended they didn't know what their kid was doing or pretended their kid was "practicing soccer moves:" $250
Lands at correct airport: $10
Lands at incorrect airport in a more interesting city than your destination: $20
Flight Attendant:
Gives you two pretzel packs: $100
Slaps kid who is kicking the back of your seat: $150
Slaps parents who pretended they didn't know what their kid was doing or pretended their kid was "practicing soccer moves:" $250
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Loved it.
Being European I never tip but it brings other questions to me :
- last I flew the intercom wqs not disconnected and we heard the pilot say 'now this new flight attendee should already be there with my coffee and I'll have a good shag, where the heck is she ? '
The FA blushed and ran to the cock-pit when someone yelled 'hey, you forgot the coffee ! '
- when I enter a plane I ask the name of the pilot. Then I sit and turn to my neighbour and say 'oh gosh, I'm always stressed wiht this airline, they have a pilot called 'Alan Jones' who is a know alcoholic, and everyone is trying to get rid of im since he is such a lousy pilot.
Then you hear 'Captain Alan Jones and his crew welcomes you on board'... I did it once, the neighbour freaked out.
- I tip my neighbour if he/she didn't fart. And I tip more if he/she doesn't punch me when I snore or fart myself.
Being European I never tip but it brings other questions to me :
- last I flew the intercom wqs not disconnected and we heard the pilot say 'now this new flight attendee should already be there with my coffee and I'll have a good shag, where the heck is she ? '
The FA blushed and ran to the cock-pit when someone yelled 'hey, you forgot the coffee ! '
- when I enter a plane I ask the name of the pilot. Then I sit and turn to my neighbour and say 'oh gosh, I'm always stressed wiht this airline, they have a pilot called 'Alan Jones' who is a know alcoholic, and everyone is trying to get rid of im since he is such a lousy pilot.
Then you hear 'Captain Alan Jones and his crew welcomes you on board'... I did it once, the neighbour freaked out.
- I tip my neighbour if he/she didn't fart. And I tip more if he/she doesn't punch me when I snore or fart myself.
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Well, Wo, I'm sure your snores and farts, being Belgian, are more entertaining than some of the seatmates I have encountered recently. I would still give an American sized tip to you if you would refrain from resting your sleeping head on my shoulder.
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nuke:
http://www.fodors.com/community/unit...or-the-leg.cfm
Google the thread is easier than use Fodors search function.
http://www.fodors.com/community/unit...or-the-leg.cfm
Google the thread is easier than use Fodors search function.
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Another hilarious oldie but goodie to check out...
Are the Vikings really bad in Scandinavia in September?
https://www.fodors.com/community/eur...-september.cfm
Are the Vikings really bad in Scandinavia in September?
https://www.fodors.com/community/eur...-september.cfm