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# How Many Frenchmen? How Many Tourists?

Jul 12th, 2002, 04:05 AM
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J. Oker
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How Many Frenchmen? How Many Tourists?

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. ?

Q. How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. ?
Jul 12th, 2002, 04:09 AM
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jen
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do a search with 'lightbulb'.
Jul 12th, 2002, 04:11 AM
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Apollo
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Frenchmen?
A: None... they're still using candlelight.

Tourists?
A: None, but a quick call to reception should have a maid up here in a jiffy.
Jul 12th, 2002, 05:12 AM
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JustaGirl
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Frenchman,4-
one to bring the wine.
one to bring the cheese.
one to bring the case of cigarettes.
Tourists,1-
one to call down to the desk
Jul 12th, 2002, 01:03 PM
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Harzer
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A. 24.

One to screw and the other 23 to provide a running commentary.

B. 3.

One to screw, one to read the instructions, one to check the dictionary.
Jul 12th, 2002, 02:02 PM
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Jackie
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Frenchman:
More than one as they need help doing everything..
Tourist: 1 because we know what we are doing...
Jul 12th, 2002, 03:46 PM
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Col. Blimp
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A. Frenchmen
None because lightbulbs were invented in America

A. Tourists
None because the voltage is different
Jul 12th, 2002, 07:26 PM
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Frenchmen-1 but it will take a few months.He is on strike right now.

Tourist-1,he brought an extra with him.(just in case)
Jul 12th, 2002, 09:30 PM
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BeatChick
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s, tourists can bring candles too for bathtime? Or would you be in danger or catching the hotel on fire?? LOL
Jul 13th, 2002, 04:48 AM
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Kerouac~then that would be how many Frenchmen does it take to put out a tourist?
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