Go Back  Fodor's Travel Talk Forums > Destinations > Europe
Reload this Page >

How Many Frenchmen? How Many Tourists?

Register
FAQ
Today's Posts
Search

How Many Frenchmen? How Many Tourists?

Thread Tools
 
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 04:05 AM
  #1  
J. Oker
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
How Many Frenchmen? How Many Tourists?
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?<BR>A. ?<BR><BR>Q. How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?<BR>A. ?
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 04:09 AM
  #2  
jen
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
do a search with 'lightbulb'.
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 04:11 AM
  #3  
Apollo
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Frenchmen? <BR>A: None... they're still using candlelight.<BR><BR>Tourists?<BR>A: None, but a quick call to reception should have a maid up here in a jiffy.
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 05:12 AM
  #4  
JustaGirl
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Frenchman,4-<BR>one to bring the wine.<BR>one to bring the cheese.<BR>one to bring the bread.<BR>one to bring the case of cigarettes.<BR>Tourists,1-<BR>one to call down to the desk
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 01:03 PM
  #5  
Harzer
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
A. 24.<BR><BR>One to screw and the other 23 to provide a running commentary.<BR><BR>B. 3.<BR><BR>One to screw, one to read the instructions, one to check the dictionary.
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 02:02 PM
  #6  
Jackie
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Frenchman: <BR> More than one as they need help doing everything..<BR>Tourist: 1 because we know what we are doing...
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 03:46 PM
  #7  
Col. Blimp
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
A. Frenchmen <BR>None because lightbulbs were invented in America<BR><BR>A. Tourists<BR>None because the voltage is different
 
Reply

Trending Topics

Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 07:26 PM
  #8  
s
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Frenchmen-1 but it will take a few months.He is on strike right now.<BR><BR>Tourist-1,he brought an extra with him.(just in case)
 
Reply
Old Jul 12th, 2002 | 09:30 PM
  #9  
BeatChick
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
s, tourists can bring candles too for bathtime? Or would you be in danger or catching the hotel on fire?? LOL
 
Reply
Old Jul 13th, 2002 | 04:48 AM
  #10  
s
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Kerouac~then that would be how many Frenchmen does it take to put out a tourist?
 
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Original Poster
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Granola bars
bettyboop08
Africa & the Middle East
8
Oct 23rd, 2010 10:56 AM
What food items can I bring back or ship home?
wrenwood
Europe
17
Sep 2nd, 2010 12:20 PM
Bringing wine home from Italy?
wendymindy
Europe
19
Jun 22nd, 2010 12:15 PM
BYO Wine, can you bring it in your checked luggage?
mbw220
Africa & the Middle East
13
Apr 21st, 2009 11:42 AM
Bringing Gifts
redwoodcitymom
Europe
18
Apr 6th, 2007 03:23 AM
Tags
Back to Subforum
Europe
View Next Unread
Santa Maria Novella pharmacy

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement -