I am seeking advice on what to do here. I was in a relationship but then went to Paris for a long needed 2 week vacation and fell deeply in love with a waiter who works at a fancy restaurant in Montmartre. I brought my new French boyfriend back with me who I adore! But now my ex-finacée calls me all the time. He is laying all this crap on me, like saying he still loves me and hasn't even dated anyone for ages. I can't bear to never talk to him again. I am fine when I don't hear from him, but when he calls….! I love my new hunky French guy and but this whole ex-fiancé thing is just too crazy. Should I tell my ex to take a walk? If so, how should I do it? Or do you think I should listen to what he has to say? Thanks! <BR> <BR>

Uh Charlene, are you the reincarnated Judy from Arkansas. Maybe when school starts again these silly stories will stop. Gee Charlene, what do you think you should do? I think by bringing home a souvenier from France, you have told your fiance to "take a walk", unless he is into menage a trois! Merde! Why didn't I think of that the last time I was in Paris?

Hey Charlene - however did you manage your "delicate social situation" anyway? Did you scarf down the escargot and calves brains or what? You never told us the outcome after all our helpful advice. About the French waiter - I say you should have gone for an Italian one instead! (Sorry folks, I was too weak to resist and had to respond, but let's just bury this one.)

Charlene, <BR>Were you able to bring him on board as carryon or did he travel in cargo with the other pets?

Charlene: Sounds like a job for 'Dear Abbey', unless of course it's even more sordid than you let on and you opt for Jerry Springer. Where is your new boyfriend waiting tables now or is he just your 'housekeeper'?