Help- Stranded in Bishop's Stortford
Dec 26th, 2007, 10:49 AM
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BTilke - On the other hand I have known FGW hold connections right along the line when the London-Penzance services are running late, so no-one misses their onward journey, and they also lift restrictions on cheap pre-booked tickets in the event of cancellations and delays so you can grab any passing train.
Dec 26th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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Reminds me of a train i was waiting for on Southwestern trains and it went thru the station without stopping but did skid to a stop about 100 yds down the line
announcement: regret to say that due to regulations train cannot back up and driver forgot he was supposed to stop at the station, etc.
customers who wanted to go to xxxx should take the next train to xxxx and backtrack to xxxx to get the train to xxxx
I thought if i were a foreigner without a good grasp of English i would not know what was up.
Ah here at Bishop's Stortford they finally tell me a train will soon be approaching platform 20 going to London. Hope springs eternal.
announcement: regret to say that due to regulations train cannot back up and driver forgot he was supposed to stop at the station, etc.
customers who wanted to go to xxxx should take the next train to xxxx and backtrack to xxxx to get the train to xxxx
I thought if i were a foreigner without a good grasp of English i would not know what was up.
Ah here at Bishop's Stortford they finally tell me a train will soon be approaching platform 20 going to London. Hope springs eternal.
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:19 AM
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So am i - that 20:10 train they promised me would stop here blew thru without stopping
then the announcement GNE express their regret that the driver did not stop here as scheduled
your tickets will be honoured on the next train - tomorrow at 8:15am
GNE regret any inconvenience this may have caused
and we wish you a pleasant journey
oh well back to that pub with the funny guys
then the announcement GNE express their regret that the driver did not stop here as scheduled
your tickets will be honoured on the next train - tomorrow at 8:15am
GNE regret any inconvenience this may have caused
and we wish you a pleasant journey
oh well back to that pub with the funny guys
Dec 26th, 2007, 11:21 AM
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peginroad: If this is Hell because of my sins then i repent everything i've said about religion
and come to think even if it will just seem like an eternity it will be awful.
Heading to the nearest church or mosque! I did see a Salvation Army trooper not long ago i could maybe track down.
and come to think even if it will just seem like an eternity it will be awful.
Heading to the nearest church or mosque! I did see a Salvation Army trooper not long ago i could maybe track down.
Dec 26th, 2007, 05:07 PM
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PalQ:
Something you said made me wonder if you were kidding, but it appears that you really aren't--that you are stuck there in Bishop's Stortford. I hope you get out tomorrow.
Too bad you don't have some counted cross stitch to do--that's what I'd be doing if I were stranded in the toolies. Maybe you have a good book to pass some time; however, the pub is probably the best choice.
Something you said made me wonder if you were kidding, but it appears that you really aren't--that you are stuck there in Bishop's Stortford. I hope you get out tomorrow.
Too bad you don't have some counted cross stitch to do--that's what I'd be doing if I were stranded in the toolies. Maybe you have a good book to pass some time; however, the pub is probably the best choice.
Dec 27th, 2007, 03:35 AM
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good question - we have three trains a day come thru and i believe they run on Christmas
you'd really have to ask someone from the East Coast, the only area with a proper rail system but i'm willing to bet they do.
actually in my town everything is shut on Christmas Day and no buses run though there is a dial a ride - subsidized shared taxi service
only things open are video rental stores, Chinese restaurants and a few topend restaurants and the odd pizza take out as well as gas station convenience stores
can't buy booze on Christmas at all so other non-gas station party stores are not open - a handful of pharmacies may be open
So on Christmas Day it's pretty much like the U.K. - shut down except here the pubs are not open for one thing because of the booze ban though restaurants i believe can serve with meals but not sure
each state of course has different blue laws regards booze - which we cannot buy before noon on Sunday for some weird reason
wish i could experience Hogamany some day.
Cheeers for an Edinburgh Happy New Year and happy travels in 2008
you'd really have to ask someone from the East Coast, the only area with a proper rail system but i'm willing to bet they do.
actually in my town everything is shut on Christmas Day and no buses run though there is a dial a ride - subsidized shared taxi service
only things open are video rental stores, Chinese restaurants and a few topend restaurants and the odd pizza take out as well as gas station convenience stores
can't buy booze on Christmas at all so other non-gas station party stores are not open - a handful of pharmacies may be open
So on Christmas Day it's pretty much like the U.K. - shut down except here the pubs are not open for one thing because of the booze ban though restaurants i believe can serve with meals but not sure
each state of course has different blue laws regards booze - which we cannot buy before noon on Sunday for some weird reason
wish i could experience Hogamany some day.
Cheeers for an Edinburgh Happy New Year and happy travels in 2008
Dec 27th, 2007, 04:08 AM
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Cheers PalenQ - the same to you !
Not sure you'd say I'll be "experiencing" Hogmanay - hanging about outdoors in terrible weather with huge crowds, then walking home, isn't my scene
We didn't leave the house on Christmas Day but went for a pint last night - a couple of pubs were shut but the rest were open (we have 7 on our street... )
Not sure you'd say I'll be "experiencing" Hogmanay - hanging about outdoors in terrible weather with huge crowds, then walking home, isn't my scene
We didn't leave the house on Christmas Day but went for a pint last night - a couple of pubs were shut but the rest were open (we have 7 on our street...
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Dec 27th, 2007, 06:32 AM
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GNE (if it even exists!) doesn't use Bishops Stortford. It's 'ONE' round here. Bob, if you're going to do a convincing spoof, try doing a bit of research first......although it's getting a bit tired now to say the least. It really isn't that shocking or hilarious that we let railway staff have one day off a year, when pretty much no-one wants to use public transport anyway...
Dec 27th, 2007, 06:57 AM
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well, PQ, GWR was running today, unless the train I put my mum on this morning was as imaginery as you Bidhop Stortford train shed.
come to think of it, she hasn't phoned yet to sayshe got home OK - shades of the ghost train - they were en route to Cornwall...
BTilke - your commuters were luckier than i was once - I got on a train that went the wrong way. it was supposed to go from Victoria [at 9pm] to East Croydon [where I and many others intended to change lines] but got sent via Mitcham instead. once we got to Horsham, it reversed back up the line.
by this time it was near midnight and the driver got pelted with empty beercans as he walked up the platform at Horsham to get to the cab at the other end of the train. the guard was nowhere to be seen, sensible chap. I got off at Gatwick and caught a cab home, courtesey of [then] British Rail.
happy days.
regards, ann
come to think of it, she hasn't phoned yet to sayshe got home OK - shades of the ghost train - they were en route to Cornwall...
BTilke - your commuters were luckier than i was once - I got on a train that went the wrong way. it was supposed to go from Victoria [at 9pm] to East Croydon [where I and many others intended to change lines] but got sent via Mitcham instead. once we got to Horsham, it reversed back up the line.
by this time it was near midnight and the driver got pelted with empty beercans as he walked up the platform at Horsham to get to the cab at the other end of the train. the guard was nowhere to be seen, sensible chap. I got off at Gatwick and caught a cab home, courtesey of [then] British Rail.
happy days.
regards, ann
Dec 27th, 2007, 07:52 AM
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Ironically i've fallen in love with Bishops' Stortford and have decided to move here
heck with the trains - i'm set for life
End of saga - a happy gay ending
Come visit me and i'll show you around
heck with the trains - i'm set for life
End of saga - a happy gay ending
Come visit me and i'll show you around
Dec 27th, 2007, 08:00 AM
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It isn't 2008 yet ;-)
Have you ever seen an elephant trying to dance a polka?
Leave the funnies to Cholmondley_Warner and others.
BTW this is a good story.
A Septic Tank gets stuck in a septic tank
http://tinyurl.com/26h3zf
Have you ever seen an elephant trying to dance a polka?
Leave the funnies to Cholmondley_Warner and others.
BTW this is a good story.
A Septic Tank gets stuck in a septic tank
http://tinyurl.com/26h3zf
Dec 27th, 2007, 08:06 AM
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I can understand the driver daydreaming and missing his stop, but misplacing an entire train shed begins to look like carelessness.
I applaud taking one day/year to slow the heck down; it would be fine with me to return to the prohibition on Sunday traveling (or any other day of the week, to keep things ecumenical).
I applaud taking one day/year to slow the heck down; it would be fine with me to return to the prohibition on Sunday traveling (or any other day of the week, to keep things ecumenical).
