Several years ago I was on top of the Schilthorn in Switzerland and had walked from the observation platform along a rocky, narrow mountain ridge. After walking about a hundred yards along the shaley path I came to a sign that said "high heel shoes not recommended beyond this point". You'd have to really be fashion conscious to be on that mountain path in high heels!!

At a boarding school in Oxford England:<BR>Dead Slow Children Crossing<BR>Always think of little zombie kids walking across the road.<BR><BR>At Paper Chase in London:<BR>Hand Jobs<BR>Really supposed to be "hand made", but had to walk back down the escalator to take a picture<BR><BR>In Baltimore, MD:<BR>Michael's Meats & Sweets<BR>What an appalling combination of foods

Once while driving across country we passed the infamous prison near McAlester, Oklahoma. It is an outstandingly ugly place in the middle a very beautiful area. We were discussing that and were well past the prison some 15 miles when we saw a sign saying “Prison Area. Caution, do not pick up hitchhikers.” I broke us up to think about some poor sod cruising along, who’d only stopped 10 miles back and picked up a guy with no luggage. The sign came a little late, one might have expected seeing it BEFORE passing the prison.

in Hong Kong- Cheerio Medical practice. Also in HK - Stitch Up Tailors.

In Corfu, Greece there was a sign for a town called "Fakamia."

<BR>Two more signs which still make me smile twenty years later..<BR><BR>on the lawn outside a golf club in Ireland "no studs past this point". No point going in if you're a single girl then, and secondly<BR><BR>a town in Germany called Wanka