PatrickLondon

And while I'm at it, I have a small - and mostly non-UK collection at http://digbig.com/4nmmb

audere_est_facere

My favourite signs in the UK are the ones that say "Free House"

unaS

Patrick - The first was a beauty! Thanks.

doonhamer

A notice behind the bar of a pub in Dumfries, Scotland: "Please do not ask for credit, as a punch on the nose often offends"

alanRow

"Free Bar"

Nutella

It was close to 20 years ago, but I still remember getting a huge kick out of sign warning of a low ceiling which read MIND YOUR HEAD

Nutella

... Then again, back in those crazy hippie days of our youth we also got a big kick out of road signs here in the US that read:
PARK DISABLED
CARS ON GRASS

halfapair

"No Fly Tipping" posted on a fence at a park.

KidsToLondon

Humped Pelican Crossing Ahead

noe847

Patrick, some of those signs on your site are priceless!

SAB

A sign stating that "Bill Stickers Will Be Prosecuted" upon which some wag had written "Bill Stickers is Innocent",

fairfax

At St. Edmunds School in Oxford:

Dead
Slow
Children
Crossing

All I can picture are zzombie children walking across the road.

Also in Oxford:
The Dragon Pre-preparatory School. It's for the wee dragons.

At Paperchase in London at a display of handmade cards: Hand Jobs.

And as someone mentioned before, the Changed Priorities Ahead... "I used to want to be an astronaut, now I want to be Barbie!"

JeffreyJ

A large poster in our local post office, advertising some promotional stamp or other...

"THIS STAMP NOT AVAILABLE"

Gardyloo

Can I add a couple of my faves from Addo Elephant Park in South Africa?
http://gardyloo.us/africa13J%20032.JPG
http://gardyloo.us/africa13J%20031.JPG

janisj

fairfax: I have a photo of that same "dead slow children" sign and use it in my travel talks -- always gets a laugh

owain

"At Paperchase in London at a display of handmade cards: Hand Jobs."

There's a garage in Manchester which has a large sign advertising its car wash facilities, in particular the five-quid hand jobs.

GreenDragon

Here's one from Ireland I took this summer (for the Monty Python fans)

http://www.greendragonartist.com/Lar...Bunratty67.jpg

PatrickLondon

Just seen something for this thread in Montreal:

http://digbig.com/4ntec

Also, there's a pet store here - the photo I took from the bus didn't come out, but I might have time to go and find it and try again. It's called Twit Palace.

PatrickLondon

And here it is:

http://www.journalhound.com/r?http:/...don/293971688/

walkinaround

there is a sign in many london parks saying "do not feed the pigeons". there is a picture of a hand outstretched towards a pigeon. many of the signs have been "altered" to read "do not FEEL the pigeons"

british gas trucks saying "smell gas? call 0800XXXX" have been altered to "smell ass?...."

iceland trucks...their slogan..."moms are heroes" altered to "moms are hoes".