Came across a delightful sign posted in a B&B in Cornwall just over a narrow and short staircase: "Duck or Grouse". Wish I could find one similar.

What about this one? ;-)

http://www.swimclub.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=5975

Jim

I love the "No Soiling" signs you see, with a drawing of a dog doing its business marked with a big red line through, that you see beside some walking paths.

As you leave the visitor's center at Loch Ness, there's a sign saying "Drive on the LEFT!" (Half of the road accidents in Britain are caused by foreign tourists from countries where they drive on the right.)

JJBhoy, that was truly funny, LOL

I love the roadsigns for "the secret bunker"

Here are some of my favourites:-

Warning of randy motorists....

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign132.htm

Binge drinkers on the road

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign102.htm

The M25

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign109.htm

Antiques roadshow ahead

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign106.htm

Al Qaeda prohibited

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign055.htm

<i>&quot;As you leave the visitor's center at Loch Ness, there's a sign saying &quot;Drive on the LEFT!&quot; (Half of the road accidents in Britain are caused by foreign tourists from countries where they drive on the right.)</i>

It's the same here. We have signs all over saying to &quot;Keep Left.&quot; Want me to steal one for you? We also have a lot of the crosswalks marked with &quot;Look right.&quot;

These signs should exist in a perfect world:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4470516.stm

My favorite sign was actually seen in Barbados...

&quot;Taxi and Funeral Service&quot;

kwren, I've always been amused by those types of dual purpose shop which you sometimes see in small villages here. My favourite (somewhere in Northumberland) was Guns'n'Videos.

sassh, I too have always been amused when being driven round Fife to see enormous 'SECRET BUNKER' signs everywhere

Daisy, I don't doubt that you really did read that somewhere, but I find it extremely hard to believe that &quot;Half of the road accidents in Britain are caused by foreign tourists from countries where they drive on the right.&quot;. My feeling is that the proportion of car journeys made by foreign visitors must be so small as to be undetectable.

Many small villages in England have some very strange names. A cartoon showed a man and woman in a car, both obviously tourists, and the woman is pointing to a sign saying; &quot;Look dear. It's 'Loose Chippings' again. I knew we'd been this way before.&quot;

Reputedly there was once a sign in the middle of a field, which couldn't be read from the path at the edge of the field. If you walked across the field to read it, you would see it said &quot;Do not throw stones at this notice&quot;. Or am I confusing it with the too small notice in the middle of a pond that said &quot;Keep clear, thin ice&quot;?

And londonengland has forgotten:
Man shaking umbrella:
http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/sign178.htm

Not sure if my new neighbour's a vet or what, but there's a new roadsign outside which says:

Beware - Cats's Eyes Removed

Patrick - LOL at man shaking umbrella!

Seen in Knigtsbridge:

Parking Unsuitable for Fancy Goods Vehicles

U.S version:

No Trucks

Right in the Theatre District in London i once saw, on the Univ of London's Urology Department door - &quot;No public lavatories&quot;

A friend of mine sent me a picture of a bank in London. The front door had a sign saying &quot;This door is alarmed.&quot; He was never able to find out what upset the poor door so badly. I hope the door is feeling better by now.

Hi all,

My LW reminds me of a sign at the head of a flight of stairs,

Ladies Room
&lt;--------
Go Right