Bad Travel Pun

Old Jul 18th, 2001, 07:02 PM
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The Kid
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Bad Travel Pun

Go to Pompeii & your life will be in ruins!!!
 
Old Jul 18th, 2001, 10:28 PM
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No matter where you go you are always there.
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 01:35 PM
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I thought about going to Edinburgh but scotched that idea.

I had no idea what the Athenian cabdriver was saying; it was all Greek to me.

What do the people from Valletta drink with their burgers? Malta'd milkshakes

What city has the best German food? Munchen

I have an international boyfriend: he's got Roman hands and Russian fingers

What city in Spain has the most polite people? Seville

 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 01:39 PM
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Okay, Elvira, some of these are actually making me groan!

At a house of ill repute, they're are 3 men. One is exiting, one is approaching the house, and one is in the house. What are their nationalities?

The man exiting is Finnish, the man approaching is Russian, and the man in the house--Himalyan!

BC
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 02:07 PM
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One's mind is a terrible thing Toulouse.
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 02:16 PM
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KT
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You Francophiles Cannes joke all you want, I won't Rouen your fun.
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 03:59 PM
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Arrrrrrrrrrgh... I'm too far gone to add, but this deserves topping
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 04:32 PM
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Some people think puns take humor Oslo as it can go. But I like a pun Venice a good one. They're hard to find, but if Ukraine your neck you can see a few. You can even invent your own--Izmir-ly a matter of practice. Czech it out! You can even pun bilingually, which is a good means of Dublin the fun. And Geneva know when inspiration will strike.
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 04:40 PM
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As an old farmboy I find these udderly ridiculous.
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 04:41 PM
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Not exactly a pun, but you guys reminded me of this. Eons ago when I was an "assistante d'anglais" in Albi a bit northeast of Toulouse, several of us had gone to the local night club to dance. (This was PRE-disco days!) At one point they were playing a James Brown record in which he repeated several times the phrase, "Well, I'll be!" I couldn't understand why, each time he said that phrase, the whole room would break into cheers... until I finally figured out that to the French ear "I'll be" sounded like "Albi"!
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 04:46 PM
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Monaco on vacation? Florence is Nice, Viareggio Venice, but I Cannes go on Toulon here.........
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 08:00 PM
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Just topping...

...I wanted to add my own pun, but I think I Brit off more than I can chew...
 
Old Jul 20th, 2001, 11:11 PM
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One good Terni (IT) deserves another.
 
Old Jul 21st, 2001, 05:44 AM
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dave
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enough! how much can a Koala bear!

Dave
 
Old Jul 21st, 2001, 06:56 AM
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Me? I like a good pun, And/orra double ententre!
 
Old Jul 21st, 2001, 07:01 AM
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Virginians may be a little prudish but they go in for clean living. They don't smoke nor drink -- Norfolk!
 
Old Jul 21st, 2001, 05:36 PM
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Topping till I think of one, Great Thread!
 
Old Jul 21st, 2001, 10:54 PM
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If my buddy hadn't welshed on his bet, I'd be in Cardiff by now.

Fez up, you all have an Ulsterior Maldive for participating in this.

Aspen, and ye shall receive - Hunter S.

My grandmother went to Scotland, and all I got were these lousy Argyle socks.

I sent a letter to the Phillipines, and it was returned! Was it in a manila envelope?

What did the walloon say to the flamande? Francly my dear, I don't give a Damme

"I just spent six months in the Veneto". Well, there you go, I've got Venice envy.

How's your trip to Bulgaria going? Sofia, so good..

I understand you had a tough time in Switzerland... well, you live, Lucerne.

MAKE ME STOP PLEASE. THE TINFOIL HAT ISN'T WORKING

 

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