A Stirring Tale of Romance, Beauty & Mis-Adventure: Degas Invades Italy!
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:07 PM
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Well, now I KNOW this is fantasy....
>>> having all the younger flight attendants flirt with me<<<
When's the last time you've been on an international DELT flight with a YOUNG flight attendant!?!?!
>>> having all the younger flight attendants flirt with me<<<
When's the last time you've been on an international DELT flight with a YOUNG flight attendant!?!?!
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:08 PM
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Degas, you travel with such luscious delicacies to tickle and tantalize the palate! Dare I even attempt to entertain the thought of what it must be like to travel with you as LW is so privileged to enjoy! No . . . I would swoon from even considering the sheer pleasure of such a heavenly predicament.
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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Welcome back, Degas. My wife is a big fan of yours, much to my display. She has fantasies about you in a green Speedo and brown Tom McCann's. She is putting away her Lexipro just to be able to have the focus to read the rest of your trip report.
I'll probably be sleeping with our pot-bellied pig tonight while she reads your report and dreams about braiding the hair on your back with her Vietnamese nails.....
Life is so unfair to the flatulent.
Plushy Schwartz
I'll probably be sleeping with our pot-bellied pig tonight while she reads your report and dreams about braiding the hair on your back with her Vietnamese nails.....
Life is so unfair to the flatulent.
Plushy Schwartz
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:50 PM
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Thirty minutes from Rome, I awoke with a start and looked over to see my alluring LW snoring away in that precious, deep-throated roar that has forever driven bats, cats and other small animals away from our homes.
Try as I might I could not arouse her from a deep slumber. This was a great mystery as such a thing has never been a problem before, if you get my drift.
Ten minutes from touchdown - sweat now starting on the back of my bull-like neck.
Deciding to be a bit more forceful ( strong-willed fillies sometimes need such treatment), I gave her a rapid succession of severe slaps across the face, then gripped her swan-like shoulders and vigorous shook the living bajeesees out of her. All to no effect.
Five minutes from Rome - more sweat forming.
LW starts to moan and I lean close to hear that the wonderful little dunce has pulled a Lucy Ricardo. She could not sleep and took two sleeping pills 7 hours into the flight. What was she thinking? Maybe we were flying a prop job all the way to Oman!
Touch down
LW is toast - shear dead weight. So, I did what any loving husband would do in such a dire situation. I did not panic or whine like some soccer sissy. No, I did a quick firemen’s carry and lugged her out of the plane, using her million dollar legs and our two large carry-ons and assorted bags and purses to make a path through all those haughty business class snobs.
Then I beat feet straight for the Delt luggage office, dropped her on the counter, gave them our hotel info in Florence, slipped them a twenty Euro note and dashed off to the train station.
One can not waste time while on vacation. Keep up or get left behind.
Tough love is often the best love.
Try as I might I could not arouse her from a deep slumber. This was a great mystery as such a thing has never been a problem before, if you get my drift.
Ten minutes from touchdown - sweat now starting on the back of my bull-like neck.
Deciding to be a bit more forceful ( strong-willed fillies sometimes need such treatment), I gave her a rapid succession of severe slaps across the face, then gripped her swan-like shoulders and vigorous shook the living bajeesees out of her. All to no effect.
Five minutes from Rome - more sweat forming.
LW starts to moan and I lean close to hear that the wonderful little dunce has pulled a Lucy Ricardo. She could not sleep and took two sleeping pills 7 hours into the flight. What was she thinking? Maybe we were flying a prop job all the way to Oman!
Touch down
LW is toast - shear dead weight. So, I did what any loving husband would do in such a dire situation. I did not panic or whine like some soccer sissy. No, I did a quick firemen’s carry and lugged her out of the plane, using her million dollar legs and our two large carry-ons and assorted bags and purses to make a path through all those haughty business class snobs.
Then I beat feet straight for the Delt luggage office, dropped her on the counter, gave them our hotel info in Florence, slipped them a twenty Euro note and dashed off to the train station.
One can not waste time while on vacation. Keep up or get left behind.
Tough love is often the best love.
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:57 PM
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Wait- hold the phone, you mean to tell me there are other reports by this talentedly(is that a word?) hysterical Degas. I've only been here since this January. Quick, links someone, I need filler reading until he posts again!
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:02 PM
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My pulse races, my breasts heave, I hang on every word . . . and yet here I am,
waiting,
again.
Please don't tarry, Degas! I don't know how much longer I will be able to bear this teetering on the very threshold of such promising climatic fullfilment.
waiting,
again.
Please don't tarry, Degas! I don't know how much longer I will be able to bear this teetering on the very threshold of such promising climatic fullfilment.
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:34 PM
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A friend/ co-worker of mine dated one over a summer. Met on the polo fields outside of Bradenton. When I asked if he spoke English, the answer was "No, not really". When I asked if it mattered, the response was a BIG smile. Evidently not! 
Jun 17th, 2006, 05:37 PM
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Have you ever DRIVEN across the state from West Palm Beach to Tampa? You'd swear you were in Texas - straight out of the movie Giant. Nothing there but pastures, barbed wire fences and cows. I had been TOLD, but had no idea. Florida has one of the largest cattle industries of all the US states. Just get away from MickeyLand and the beaches and it's a whole different world!
