My question is short and sweet, like me! I am traveling on a cruise ship this summer and i have some concerns about cruiseships in general. <BR>-Why are cruiseships so big? <BR>-Why do some have pools when you are floating on water? <BR>-How old do you have to be to travel on a cruiseship? <BR>-What if the boat falls off the edge of the earth? <BR>-Why is everyone there so tall? <BR>-Why does it cost so much? <BR>-Can my travel agent come with me to show me the sights at the ships stops? <BR>-Does ship stop at neat places? <BR>-Why on earth would anyone go on a cruise if they didn't know how to swim? <BR>-What are the clocks set at? <BR>-What country's flag do they fly? <BR>-Are you permitted to wear sun visors? <BR>-Can you go barefoot? <BR> <BR>Thank you for the help! Please answer as many questions as you can.

<BR>Hi Sweetie, <BR>I am a travel agent and I believe I am qualified to answer all of your questions. <BR>Cruiseships are big because if they weren't they'd be a boat. <BR>They have pools so you wouldn't have to jump overboard to swim. <BR>Age? As old as you like, but if you wish to join the kids program, you MUST be potty trained. <BR>When the ship falls off the end of the earth, you will be the first ship astronaut or navagaut. <BR>It cost so much because you are spending that much. <BR>I will come with you and show you some nice spots, mostly dark. <BR>Ships stop a very neat places, allow me to show you. <BR>Why cruise if you don't know how to swim? Well, why take an airline if you don't know how to fly. <BR>The clocks are set at the time you left to the time you will be going. <BR>The flag flown is the place of origin, such as the flag of Denver, or Detroit. <BR>Yes, you may wear a sun visor, but nothing else. <BR>Bearfoot? Yes, of course, see above. <BR>Happy cruising, Paul <BR>

Paul, are you having fun leaving your morronic posts? I find it hard to believe that the above question is even legit, but we know Paul's response is idiotic. Go away. Bye!

<BR>Hey Sue, <BR>Did you know some elevators on ships go from the front of the ship to the back? That some stairways only go down? That the ship gets it's electricity from a long extension cord? <BR>Paul <BR>

What a hoot!! Gave me a big laugh. Lighten up Sue.

<BR>Paul, loved your response. Did you know the waiters come in on jet skis for each meal? So...why is everyone so tall? Are you really available to cruise as a personal host?

Sue Sue Sue Sue Sue! <BR>Please take 1 anti-crabby pill and post us in the morning!

<BR>Hi Fran, <BR>I would love to be your personal host. First I will have to ask my wife. <BR>Paul