Matt

How many more can I come up with?

xxx

How about, "where do I learn to grow up and turn off my computer?"

Bobby

I think you should learn to speak Scandinavian first.

anti-xxx since he/she is nothing but a

You learn Austrian in Austria, of course. Sydney, Perth, Melbourne - - any of those places.<BR><BR>And you forgot a few others: Alpine, Andorran, Baltic, Balkan, Carpathian, Dolomiti, Iberian, Liechtensteiner, Tyrolean, Vaticano and Yugoslavian.<BR><BR>And, we'll have to consult s fowler on this one: is there a FYROMian?<BR>

See above

The same place you learn to speak Irish. Now go clean your room and do your homework.