It’s a cold, cold world—and this holiday season, things are about to get even colder.
A night of tradition, Christmas Eve is when (speaking from little experience) stockings are hung, eggnog is consumed, and warm bulbs are strewn across mantles as a wintry mix streams down outside. Maybe you have a song you always listen to on this night—a grating tune made tolerable through the stylings of Dolly Parton or Rod Stewart. Maybe your family gathers around a piano as your prodigy sibling plays yet another timeworn Christmas classic! Jokes are told, as are disputed versions of collective memories, and joviality is had by all.
That is, of course, a more conventional way to spend the holiday. For some of us, this ”wonderful life” is one we only know as outsiders—a life we’ve glimpsed through the circle etched out of the condensation on the neighbor’s window.
Okay, maybe it’s time to stop lingering; the neighbors are starting to get creeped out.
In fact, there’s a much better way to spend a lonely Christmas Eve (without a restraining order). For those who are non-believers, anti-establishment, my fellow Jews, owners of a lonely heart, or lone wolves, here are 10 bars in major cities where you can revel in solitude over festive cocktails, but not feel totally alone on yet another day of the year designed exclusively to make you feel as if you are. Our criteria for a good Christmas Eve bar? It’s cozy, you won’t be stuck with couples or families, the staff is welcoming, and there are holiday vibes (but they don’t go overboard). So, get over yourself and spend some time alone this Christmas Eve. Cheers!