I will be leaving for a trip to hawaii on the 23rd of july. I need some suggestions on which hotels have nannys to watch my 4 month old. I am very excited to see Hawaii, and can not see myself lugging the baby everywhere. i also need to know which clubs in maui are the best as far as music and stuff. Cant wait only one more month. I deserve this vacation so much.

I understand your need to go on vacation but why dont you just have a babysitter come along with you. That way you at least know who is watching your child. They should be able the keep the little tot busy.
You should check out getting an au pair. they can keep the baby out of your hair. Have a wonderful time

All right....for those of you who haven't learned the ropes yet, pay attention:
this post is what's called a troll post. It's a prank. It's supposed to stimulate angry debate about young mothers who would desert their kids for selfish interests.
Just let it die the quick death it deserves.
If you respond with advice or other commentary, it only serves to point up your own ignorance/naivete.

I heartily second you, GetLost.

Gee.... well just in case...Most states do have local Resource & Referral Agencies who can assist parents in choosing licensed child care that the parent feels is safe and meets their needs. Calling the local chamber of commerce in an area would be a good place to start.