what is the best place in the united states to empty one's bladder. I really have to go bad so can someone tell me.
No travel agents please.

What???????

Are you retarded??

Of course the best place to empty your bladder would be the rest stop on hwy 21 between fargo and minuet falls.

I am not a travel agent and will make no money on this

In your pants dude...totally lame...

Anywhere in New Jersey......or Texas

Dearest Larry,

As everyone knows, U.S. tourists keep small chamber pots with them while moving about so that they need not plan their next rest stop. This leaves more time for shopping and eating. If you would like to purchase a personalized pot, you might want to visit my web site: www.potsfortrots.org.

But whatever you do, no better how badly you have to go, DO NOT relieve yourself by the side of the road. You'll be arrested for indecent exposure and deported as an undesirable alien

Talk to Noach. He has problems of a similar nature. And he'll write and tell you all about it!

www.publictoilets.com

I want to personally thank all of you losers who are responding to this post. In the meantime, I have asked three questions to which I would sincerely like answers, with no response. Everyone seems too busy trying to out-do the other with their shallowness and ignorance. I guess I'll stick to Frommers board.

Sorry, No Name. We don't answer questions posed by sour pusses. Have fun at Frommers!

I have to agree with "no name." Theres too much time spent on stupid threads like this. I wish someone at Fodors would monitor the board and delete all these useless posts.

It makes one wonder of the demographics here; age and I.Q.'s must be low. In addition to people having too much time on their hands.

Who has more time on their hands? People who try to have fun with silly threads, or people have nothing to say themselves, but find time to criticize people who want to have fun with silly threads.

Remember, on this board, the penalty for a silly post in which no one is interested is that the post will sink like a stone.

This is a good site:
http://www.besttoilets.com

I recommend automatic withdrawel. A catheter with a leg bag. you'll never have to worry again!

Erin, No Name and everyone else who
gripes about stupid, silly, useless threads: DON"T READ THEM!!!! It was pretty obvious by the title of this thread that it was going to be silly so if you don't want to waste your time with silliness simply bypass the thread. I have just been reading Fodors for a few weeks looking for information on
an upcoming trip. I got the info and also got some laughs from silly threads. I've also been very amused reading how so many people bash each other anytime
someone happens to have a difference
of opinion. Keep up the good work!