When you're traveling by car and get bored ...
Jun 14th, 2006 | 06:05 AM
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When you're traveling by car and get bored ...
My dear Fodorite lady friends, read your hubbies/SOs this one! 
(And this is especially for Kal ... 
)
EVE TALKS WITH GOD
"Lord, I have a problem. "
"What's the problem, Eve? "
"I know you created me, provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy. "
"And why is that, Eve? "
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. "
"Man? What is that Lord? "
"A flawed creature . . . he'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he'll need your advice to think properly. "
"Sounds great, " says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord? "
"Well. . . . . you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, self admiring . . . . . so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. .
. . . . . . you know, woman to woman. "
(And this is especially for Kal ... )EVE TALKS WITH GOD
"Lord, I have a problem. "
"What's the problem, Eve? "
"I know you created me, provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy. "
"And why is that, Eve? "
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. "
"Man? What is that Lord? "
"A flawed creature . . . he'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he'll need your advice to think properly. "
"Sounds great, " says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord? "
"Well. . . . . you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, self admiring . . . . . so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. .
. . . . . . you know, woman to woman. "
