The Head: Not much to see, but worth a short visit if you're in the area. I suggest skipping the ego - it takes up most of the place, and there's always a big crowd. If you can find it, go straight to the humor. Always a few laughs to be had. The conscience is a must-see, but I don't want to give it away. If you have time, try to stop by the frontal lobe(impulse control) - keep your children close, though, because there's no telling what might happen. Unfortunately, there aren't always guards on duty, but there is a 2 for 1 coupon in the Entertainment book.

Have fun!

JJ, you're right! I went on "Self-Congratulation Day"--not sure if this is a regular thing, but I suspect it is. As we left, we were each given something that I thought was a balloon, but it was actually a big bag of wind. Festive all the same.

Check cortex for missing files.

Hey, I'm the last person to be defending Sam bc he has grilled me, but in all honesty (God, I hope he's not reading this) I must say his reviews are really good and he's very funny. I printed out copies of his responses and even laughed the second time I read them. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to have dinner with him, but he is good and that bit about the hookers on 42nd st. and toasters was gold

Why do people think Sam is funny? His jejune sarcasm and insults are anything but.

Hey, you up there signing yourself "noname"! Are you trying to pass yourself off as the real "noname"? You messed up on the email address. (It should be "@noname.com" and you said, "@aol.com.") I would never print out copies of his diatribes! Beware of fraudulent nonames!
I've got to protect my good noname. (After all, friends who see these postings know who I really am, and I want to make sure they know what I realy said!)
So watch out there you phony nonames!

who is the real nnname and who is the real noname?

Hey d, I'll tell who I really am when you tell me who you are! (Note that the "nnname" on my previous posting was a typographical error on my part. Sorry. This is the real "noname" responding!)