Hello USA Thread readers and posters!

Here is something that just MIGHT put us ALL back on a travel track. Where you see prayer you can insert meditation etc. If a "monday" question appears...resist and come to this thread or at a minimum, come to this post and ignore any bad vibes that may follow. This is "kinda" slanted for non-USA travel but I think that travelers anywhere can still get something of value from it.

ENJOY!

PRAYER FOR TOURIST

Heavenly Father, look down on us your humble, obedient tourist servants, who are doomed to travel this earth, taking photographs, mailing postcards, buying souvenirs and walking around in drip-dry underwear.

Give us this day divine guidance in the selection of our hotels, that we may find our reservations honored, our rooms made up and hot water running from the faucets.

We pray that the telephones work, and the operators speak our tongue.

Lead us, dear Lord, to good, inexpensive restaurants where the food is superb, the waiters friendly and the wine included in the price.

Give us the wisdom to tip correctly in currencies we do not understand. Forgive us for undertipping out of ignorance and overtipping out of fear. Make the natives love us for what we are, and not for what we can contribute to their worldly goods.

Grant us the strength to visit the museums, the cathedrals, the palaces and castles listed as "musts" in the guidebooks.

And if perchance we skip a historc monument to take a nap after lunch, have mercy on us, for our flesh is weak.

FOR HUSBANDS ONLY

Dear God, keep our wives from shopping sprees and protect them from bargins they don't need or can't afford. Lead them not into temptation for they know not what they do.!

FOR WIVES ONLY

Almighty father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in cafes and night clubs. Above all do not forgive them their trespasses for they know exactly what they do.

By Art Buchwald

My Very Best and Happy Travels!
Oaktown

Oaktown,
Love it! Thanks for the smile of the day during our torrential downpours in NJ.

Wow, what is HAPPENING today? There were two responses rehopping and they've completely disappeared? O.T. do you have powers you haven't told us about?

I see you are back on your medication OT and acting normal again....

I am LAUGHING!

Glad ya' like!

Happy Travels

Oaktown

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Purleese!!!

This is the most unfunnious thing ive heard in ages!!!

This is more STUPID than funny - GET A LIFE!!!

This is as old as reruns of Mayberry RFD. And anytime you get "for husbands/wives only," you're going to get tired old cliches left over from Beetle Bailey and Dagwood cartoons.

To the GRUMPY Travelers:

Ok, you write something, say a travel poem and just maybe YOU can replace this re-run?

What ever is wrong with Mayberry RFD?

Happy Travels
Oaktown