PRAY FOR THE LEG !!!

Old Mar 15th, 2010, 12:20 PM
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oooops, forgot that it was in the luggage and not a carry on.
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Old Mar 18th, 2010, 12:53 PM
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Aha, methinks the missing link/leg has been located. See the thread "I think something is rotting in my attic".
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 04:38 AM
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Topping this for April Fools' Day!

No, it's not an April Fools' Day joke, but it just seemed appropriate fun for today.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 04:45 AM
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The best travel-related April Fools joke was when the law firm I worked at sent out a memo explaining that all frequent flyer miles earned by anyone flying on firm business were "owned" by the firm, and that from that point on the firm's FF numbers for each airline had to be used when making any travel reservations.

People went crazy, totally pissed off everyone, until they realized it was April 1.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 05:27 AM
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emd3, I read somewhere that is actually true in a few countries but I don't recall which ones. I hope the idea doesn't catch on.

This is an all-time fave thread, thanks for topping, mich.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 07:16 AM
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Wait just one minute. It is not right to make fun of the handicapped no matter what the date is.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 08:48 AM
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Sobster! who's making fun? we are sobbing with her! can't you see us laughing with tears running?
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 09:19 AM
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It wasn't her hand that went missing, sobster.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 10:45 AM
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This post is a "LEGend"!!! ooh... I still got it! snap
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 11:11 AM
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You know, if this was about an arm, I'd find it really humerus.

But this is the stand-ard, run of the mill leg story. I guess femoral of the story is that when your leg disappears, you shouldn't let your imagination run off with it.
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 04:17 PM
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I just don't understand all you Fodor's travelers. Doesn't everyone travel with a spare leg?
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 04:50 PM
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its a good thing the family was well heeled...
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Old Apr 1st, 2011, 10:35 PM
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Can I get a foot in the door here please??

I love this post, I wish they were all this funny.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2011, 12:29 PM
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When ZZTop sings about dear Auntie Lu they say:

"She's Got LEG, and She Knows How to Use IT!"
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Old Jul 7th, 2011, 03:39 PM
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And then there's Robert Klein's theme song, "I Cant Stop My Leg". Coincidence? I think not!.
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Old Jul 28th, 2011, 07:50 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mail box?

Answer: Bill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Answer: Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

Answer: Skip


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Answer: Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the trunk of your car?

Answer: Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?

Answer: Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a steel factory?

Answer: Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake?

Answer: Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a stage?

Answer: Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?

Answer: John

What do you call a woman with nor arms and legs in the middle of cow pasture?

Answer: Patty
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 05:57 AM
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... you will never get a standing ovation with those jokes...
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 06:19 AM
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won't even get a clap out of anyone
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 09:24 AM
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I can't stand this thread anymore
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Old Jul 29th, 2011, 09:58 AM
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You must be one of those "right wingers" willing to cut the budget off at the knees ...
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