Only in New York!!
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 10:28 AM
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Only in New York do you always have a designated driver...he's called a "cabbie" (hence, drink up everyone!)
Only in New York can you have Thai, Korean, Mexican, Kosher, Vietnamese, Chinese, and Indian food all in one week without leaving your neighborhood. Actually, without ever leaving your apartment or hotel.
Any others?
Only in New York can you have Thai, Korean, Mexican, Kosher, Vietnamese, Chinese, and Indian food all in one week without leaving your neighborhood. Actually, without ever leaving your apartment or hotel.
Any others?
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 10:29 AM
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You can walk pretty much everywhere in Philly, Chicago, and Portland, OR, too. On one memorable occasion I walked (in Philly) from Chestnut Hill to Penn's Landing (From the CH loop to Valley Green coming out near Queen Lane/Lincoln Drive, to Kelly Drive to Center City and down to Front St.). Wouldn't do it again, but it CAN be done!
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 10:40 AM
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I'm thinking about this one seriously. BTIlke makes a good point that you can walk most anywhere in Boston, Philly and a few other places too, not to mention much of the Old World.
In America, NYC is the only place I can think of where the subway runs 24-7. Nowhere I've been to has all the big liquid crystal TV screens like are in Times Square, although I understand Tokyo is similar in feel (as well as parts of London).
In America, NYC is the only place I can think of where the subway runs 24-7. Nowhere I've been to has all the big liquid crystal TV screens like are in Times Square, although I understand Tokyo is similar in feel (as well as parts of London).
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Apr 2nd, 2002 | 11:22 AM
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Only in New York can you pay $1500 for an apartment that is 10x12 sq ft.
I like how some of the songwriters have put it:
"Where the underworld can meet the elite"
"Those who can't afford silk & satin, dames with gigolos who are Latin, come from Yonkers, the Bronx and Staten..."
"Little people who ain't got nothin', join the people who live on Sutton..."
I like how some of the songwriters have put it:
"Where the underworld can meet the elite"
"Those who can't afford silk & satin, dames with gigolos who are Latin, come from Yonkers, the Bronx and Staten..."
"Little people who ain't got nothin', join the people who live on Sutton..."
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 11:34 AM
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I found an old e-mail someone sent me, that is along these lines. I'd say most of it is true:
25 Signs That You Have Lived in New York for Too Long!
> >
> > 1. You get very annoyed with out-of-towners who think the subway is
> > unsafe.
> >
> > 2. You actively avoid bars that people from the outer boroughs
>frequent.
> >
> > 3. You figure that a date costs at least $200.
> >
> > 4. You have not seen a bank teller in several years, because your
>idea of
> > going to the bank is using the ATM at your corner deli.
> >
> > 5. You haven't smelled grass clippings in over a year.
> >
> > 6. You haven't "called shotgun" in a long, long time.
> >
> > 7. You think that New Jersey is really far away.
> >
> > 8. You plot the Barney's Warehouse Sale on your calendar.
> >
> > 9. You have over two month's rent in credit card debt, but you still
>eat
> > out every night.
> >
> > 10. Your give out your cell phone number to people you meet, because
>that
> > is the best way to reach you.
> >
> > 11. You have stayed out later than 4 am on a Monday or a Tuesday
>night.
> >
> > 12. Your passport gets more use than your driver's license
> >
> > 13. You are ashamed to be assigned a 646 area code.
> >
> > 14. You can't imagine eating dinner before 8 o'clock at night.
> >
> > 15. Not one of your adult friends is married, has a car, owns an
> > apartment, or aspires to any of the above.
> >
> > 16. You think nothing of a man in leather pants.
> >
> > 17. Your childhood bedroom is bigger than your current apartment,
>but
> > your rent costs more than your parents' mortgage payment.
> >
> > 18. At least one meal each week consists solely of drinks, olives,
>and
> > nuts.
> >
> > 19. You eat Thai, Vietnamese, Indian and sushi at least once each
>week.
> >
> > 20. You tell everyone you love NY because of the cultural
>institutions,
> > but can't remember the last time you set foot in a museum or
>theater.
> >
> > 21. You spend $10 to see a movie.
> >
> > 22. You take $150 with you every night you go out: $20 for cabs, $20
>for
> > cover, $60 for dinner, and $50 for drinks.
> >
> > 23. You have gone out on 3 dates with 3 different people in the
>same
> > week, but haven't spoken to any of them since.
> >
> > 24. You wear Prada shoes, Gucci sunglasses, a Cartier watch, and
> > cashmere, but claim to be poor.
> >
> > 25. You think the only places you could ever live are New York,
>Paris,
> > London, San Francisco or on an island in the Caribbean
> >
25 Signs That You Have Lived in New York for Too Long!
> >
> > 1. You get very annoyed with out-of-towners who think the subway is
> > unsafe.
> >
> > 2. You actively avoid bars that people from the outer boroughs
>frequent.
> >
> > 3. You figure that a date costs at least $200.
> >
> > 4. You have not seen a bank teller in several years, because your
>idea of
> > going to the bank is using the ATM at your corner deli.
> >
> > 5. You haven't smelled grass clippings in over a year.
> >
> > 6. You haven't "called shotgun" in a long, long time.
> >
> > 7. You think that New Jersey is really far away.
> >
> > 8. You plot the Barney's Warehouse Sale on your calendar.
> >
> > 9. You have over two month's rent in credit card debt, but you still
>eat
> > out every night.
> >
> > 10. Your give out your cell phone number to people you meet, because
>that
> > is the best way to reach you.
> >
> > 11. You have stayed out later than 4 am on a Monday or a Tuesday
>night.
> >
> > 12. Your passport gets more use than your driver's license
> >
> > 13. You are ashamed to be assigned a 646 area code.
> >
> > 14. You can't imagine eating dinner before 8 o'clock at night.
> >
> > 15. Not one of your adult friends is married, has a car, owns an
> > apartment, or aspires to any of the above.
> >
> > 16. You think nothing of a man in leather pants.
> >
> > 17. Your childhood bedroom is bigger than your current apartment,
>but
> > your rent costs more than your parents' mortgage payment.
> >
> > 18. At least one meal each week consists solely of drinks, olives,
>and
> > nuts.
> >
> > 19. You eat Thai, Vietnamese, Indian and sushi at least once each
>week.
> >
> > 20. You tell everyone you love NY because of the cultural
>institutions,
> > but can't remember the last time you set foot in a museum or
>theater.
> >
> > 21. You spend $10 to see a movie.
> >
> > 22. You take $150 with you every night you go out: $20 for cabs, $20
>for
> > cover, $60 for dinner, and $50 for drinks.
> >
> > 23. You have gone out on 3 dates with 3 different people in the
>same
> > week, but haven't spoken to any of them since.
> >
> > 24. You wear Prada shoes, Gucci sunglasses, a Cartier watch, and
> > cashmere, but claim to be poor.
> >
> > 25. You think the only places you could ever live are New York,
>Paris,
> > London, San Francisco or on an island in the Caribbean
> >
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 11:37 AM
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Only in NY would a co-worker, then a 21 year old recent Yale grad with a double major in Math and Economics, shell out $1,500 bucks for a small-studio apartment because he had a view into the aerobics studio of the all-female gym across the street.
Only in NY would the gym put a curtain up a week later.
Only in NY would the gym put a curtain up a week later.
Apr 2nd, 2002 | 01:28 PM
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More signs you've been living in NY too long...
1.You spend more on your dog than most people spend on their infant
2.Your passport gets more use than your drivers license
3. "Manhattan" really only refers to streets below 96 St. Everything north is the island of Harlem
5. You view the world as having two types of people-downtown and uptown
6. You could write an episode of "Sex and the City" based on personal
experience
8. You think "Trial of the Century" refers to Puffy Combs
9. You are not aware that speed limits exist in Manhattan
11. Talk of politics beyond Hilary or the Mayor is a social faux-pas
12. Unlike 99% of Americans, you dread the summer
14. You know the names of every media mogul in town but do not know who your
congressman is
15.Though your salary would buy you a very comfortable lifestyle anywhere else in America, your quality of life is
little better than a Calcutta slum
16.You have pondered exactly which intersection in Manhattan the
center of the world exists
17. You know your local homeless man by name
18.You claim to be athletic but can't remember the last time you participated in a game where a score was kept
19. You own twice as many pairs of shoes as your non-New York friends
20. You have no problem standing in line for an hour waiting to get into
a bar to pay $8 for a beer and look at people you will never talk to
21.Everyone but you has a great rent situation
22.A movie shoot on the street is nothing more than an inconvenience,
which you have the right to walk through during filming and heckel the
actors
23.You think everyone living outside of New York is jealous of you
24.You wear Gucci shoes, designer sunglasses and cashmere, and claim you
are poor
25.You think the only places you could ever live are New York, Paris, London, San Francisco or a remote ranch in the
Rockies
1.You spend more on your dog than most people spend on their infant
2.Your passport gets more use than your drivers license
3. "Manhattan" really only refers to streets below 96 St. Everything north is the island of Harlem
5. You view the world as having two types of people-downtown and uptown
6. You could write an episode of "Sex and the City" based on personal
experience
8. You think "Trial of the Century" refers to Puffy Combs
9. You are not aware that speed limits exist in Manhattan
11. Talk of politics beyond Hilary or the Mayor is a social faux-pas
12. Unlike 99% of Americans, you dread the summer
14. You know the names of every media mogul in town but do not know who your
congressman is
15.Though your salary would buy you a very comfortable lifestyle anywhere else in America, your quality of life is
little better than a Calcutta slum
16.You have pondered exactly which intersection in Manhattan the
center of the world exists
17. You know your local homeless man by name
18.You claim to be athletic but can't remember the last time you participated in a game where a score was kept
19. You own twice as many pairs of shoes as your non-New York friends
20. You have no problem standing in line for an hour waiting to get into
a bar to pay $8 for a beer and look at people you will never talk to
21.Everyone but you has a great rent situation
22.A movie shoot on the street is nothing more than an inconvenience,
which you have the right to walk through during filming and heckel the
actors
23.You think everyone living outside of New York is jealous of you
24.You wear Gucci shoes, designer sunglasses and cashmere, and claim you
are poor
25.You think the only places you could ever live are New York, Paris, London, San Francisco or a remote ranch in the
Rockies
