Merry Christmas
Dec 20th, 2002, 07:17 AM
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Merry Christmas doc, have a wonderful holiday.
Christmas is at our house, so I'll be traveling to the neighbors to borrow chairs, dishes, etc. I've got 22 people coming, so what I'm doing procrastinating here I'll never know. My husband and his great ideas, oh well, it's off to epicurious.com for the great recipe search.
We'll go into the city to see the tree and try Otto, Mario Battali's new pizzeria, and then go to New Haven to the Peabody and to Pepe's pizza. The rest of the Holiday will be spent trying to clean up the still remaining leaves on the lawn.
Have a good one!
Christmas is at our house, so I'll be traveling to the neighbors to borrow chairs, dishes, etc. I've got 22 people coming, so what I'm doing procrastinating here I'll never know. My husband and his great ideas, oh well, it's off to epicurious.com for the great recipe search.
We'll go into the city to see the tree and try Otto, Mario Battali's new pizzeria, and then go to New Haven to the Peabody and to Pepe's pizza. The rest of the Holiday will be spent trying to clean up the still remaining leaves on the lawn.
Have a good one!
Dec 20th, 2002, 07:24 AM
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My son flew in from PR. He will spend the Holiday with us on the East Coast. Now that all the kids are older, we do Christmas Dinner and opening of gifts on the Eve. I will just clean up and watch T.V. all day Christmas Day. I can't wait. I just want to relax. It has been a hetic Holiday Season for us. I like the Holidays, but, let it be over. I am ready to be a couch potatoe. I hope all of you have a wonderful Holiday blessed with family and friends.
Dec 20th, 2002, 09:15 AM
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A Politically Correct
Christmas Greeting
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others
who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose
not to practice a religion at all:
Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2003,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great,
without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Christmas Greeting
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others
who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose
not to practice a religion at all:
Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2003,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great,
without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual
preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any
unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not
caught up in the holiday spirit.)
Dec 20th, 2002, 12:59 PM
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'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
