Chanteuse

If I had a million dollars..........

madge

I'd buy you a car . . .

gotit

....a nice Reliant automobile.

judy

. . I'd be rich.

Barry

The Liberal Democrats would figure a way to get at least 90% of it since we all know you got it by being one of "life's lottery winners".

xxx

I'd buy a politician or two.

Lew

Too late. They are all sold!

nina

What, no trips around the world? And they call this a travel board....

xxx

A trip around the world would be fantastic. But it would be like spending your principal.

That's why I'd prefer to buy a politician or two first. That way, it would be a wise investment of my principal and they could help me earn future millions would would, in turn, pay for my trips around the world.

xxx

I'd donate a third of it to the Humane Society in my father's name.

barenaked

I would buy you a green dress...but not a real green dress - that's cruel.