I forgot - another complaint. Many areas on the ark smelled like animals.

Oh noooo bmw, not Rick Steves!!!

Arks stop only in sunny locations, hot water and good showers are not a problem, Bath products from LUSH include Waving not Drowning and Floating Island..Seafood is always on the menu, You sleep like a baby on an Ark because you feel like you are floating in a Beeeg cradle!

Oh, did I mention there is plenty of Chocolate on Scarletts Ark?

Well, harrumph, do you put chocolates on the pillows and turn down the beds only to entice your guests into um...doing....you know what...that dastardly act??!

Dastardly act???? not on my ARK you don't!!!
But if you mean "relaxing", yes, although I never liked the chocolate UNDER the pillow thing, sometimes you don't think, you lay there watching the news, decide to get under the covers and there is this mushy melted chocolate under the pillow

Will there be any washcloths or do we bring our own?

I don't want anyone touching my pillow with cheap chocolates. In fact, I will be bringing my own pillows. If someone touches my pillows, I will be writing nasty reviews on PlanetFeedback.com and epinions.com.

There will be NO touching of GoTravel's pillows on the Scarlett Ark.

The water's up to my hip boots, so can we simply launch the arks, and get onto another issue. Thank you whoever got this thread started, because it started raining all over again. I had planned to get my rhizomes in tomorrow, but now it looks like I'll be stuck inside with Trading Spaces and While You Were Out.

Forty YEARS? My voucher is only good for forty days and forty nights. Not including the night spent on the plane.

Will my cell phone work?

Will the chef be able to accommodate people allergic to fish?

Looks like Marth Stewart will be looking for space available as well.get Ken Lay on board as well and theres your pair of snakes.

Scarlett, as just retribution, could you see to it that they are assigned the same room,(smoking please), one double bed, inside view, with no bathtub? Do not remove mold from shower stall walls. As he owes me and plenty of others here, we would all appreciate it if they be forced to pay their way while onboard, and the daily used napkins be dumped in their room to be hand laundered then folded by Ken after lessons from Martha?

Also, kindly see to it that a black light is placed over their bed just in case your establishment is as careless as others in this regard, (even if you DO have white duvet covers), so Martha will know where she can place her hands as she wads it up to throw it in the back of their closet? Thank you.

The king beds sound good, but we two have two children and would like to request two doubles too.

Is there a jogging track on the deck? ...would hate to let my pink jogging suit go to waste.

I suggest a room comp for the first one to espy land.

Do I detect a "meow" building? Martha's being able to set a perfect table? Fold a perfect napkin? The MS line of Ark Accoutrements (remember where you heard it first)? Isn't it nifty Bush's Justice and SEC are finally getting after the corporate bad "boys."

DB, if they don't have a jogging track, you could always wear the pink jogging suit with your fanny pack.

Good one Doc!! Ha!

What are the ports of call on this ark? Can I get in some hiking? Can I buy tee shirts 3 for $10?

GP

And what is there to do in the ARK area? Are there any activities for teens?

Will the cabins be sealed or should I bring my own duct tape?

My mate and I are planning an ARK trip soon? We have a few questions:
We would like very much to bring along a pair(the would be two) of white tennis shoes. Will people know where we are from if we do?

We have heard some sections of the ARK have particularly liberal elements and are hoping to avoid any exposure to that. (After all, we do support our troops!)

We often reserve under the name "George Washington". Will people know we are celebrities if we do so?

And, most importantly, will we be able to tell the difference between Big Daddy of the Big Rig and THE Big Daddy?

And the name of Scarlett's ark is.....
Noah More Tears.

I'd like my reservation under the pseudonym Mr.&Mrs. Thurston Howell.

Bobthenavigator will be the skipper.

And don't forget Peter and Paul from Cruise board! We need entertainment.