Great signs

Nov 28th, 2003, 11:50 AM
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Great signs

It?s fun and interesting as you travel to see signs, bumper stickers, etc. that give you a chuckle. A smile is a great way to start a day, so here are some we?ve seen throughout our travels, some local, some farther away. Hopefully, you?ll smile too. And if you want to add to the list, feel free to join in.

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

Sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Nov 28th, 2003, 01:13 PM
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personalized plate - CUL8R

bumper sticker - I brake for moose, not squirrels.

sign on building - Weight Watchers meeting here. Please enter through the double doors at the back.

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Nov 28th, 2003, 02:41 PM
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Another sign on that weight watcher's building:

Weekly Meeting of Procrastinator's Club has been cancelled.

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Nov 28th, 2003, 09:08 PM
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I was going to join the Optimists Society last month but I am sure I wouldn't like it.
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Nov 28th, 2003, 10:37 PM
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Actual sign seen in front of St. James Episcopal Church, Hendersonville NC:

Thou shalt not park here.

Actual bumper sticker on a friend's car:

I'm just one big [email protected]#%ing ray of sunshine, aren't I?
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Nov 29th, 2003, 04:03 AM
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Bumper sticker:

Visualize whirled peas.
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Nov 29th, 2003, 08:32 AM
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License plate attached to a Benz: 10SNE1

Bumper sticker with a bad attitude: My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

Sign in a auto shop: Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you need credit for today's bill, please go to Helen Waite.
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Nov 29th, 2003, 08:42 AM
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On a roadtrip, a friend and I laughed when we found this sign above the urinals of a service station:

Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.



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Nov 29th, 2003, 01:47 PM
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From a local car bumper on our evening
stroll route:
"Don't tell the truth, you'll lose your funding"
R5

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Nov 29th, 2003, 09:11 PM
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On Gai's Bakery bread delivery trucks:

Drive Carefully! The Loaf you Save may be Your Own!


On a local Beauty-Bark delivery truck:

Bark now or forever hoe your weeds!
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Nov 30th, 2003, 03:21 AM
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Seen on garbage trucks in S. Florida:

'Free Snow Removal' and 'We Cater Weddings'
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Nov 30th, 2003, 05:03 AM
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In Canada:
A chicken place called "Lik-a-Chik"
A porta potty company called "Ridaturd"
A drive up coffe plavce called "Latte-da"
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Nov 30th, 2003, 05:07 AM
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Funeral homes in Buffalo:

1. Amigone
2. Bury
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