My dog is running around the house, howling FOOOOODORS FOOOOOOODORS~~~

MERRY FODORS AND A HAPPY NEW FODORITE TO ALL.

A SPECIAL GIFT TO YOU HEEZA, WILL BE ON THE WAY.

Topping for you JC.

F IS FOR THE FODORITES
O IS FOR THE OBNOXIOUS POSTERS
D IS FOR THE DIRECTIONS
O IS FOR THE OBVIOUS SARCASM,JOKES, ETC.
R IS FOR THE RESTAURANT REVIEWS
S IS FOR THE SILLY QUESTIONS

WHATS DOES IT SPELL--FODORS-THIS BOARD RULZ!!!

Someday
When I'm awfully low
And the world is cold
I will feel a glow
Just thinking "Fo-dors"
And of all the Fo-dor-ites.

Deck the halls with balls of holly
Fodorlalala la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly
Fodorlalala la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fodorlalala la la la la
Join our Yuletide carrol,
Fodorlalala la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Danny the Fodors censor
has bad posters on the run
I wish he'd leave us a-lone
let us have a little fun

All of the other posters
used to curse and call him names
Poor little Danny censor
removes our non-travel games

Then one foggy Thursday eve
monkey went away
Danny with your rules so tight
Bring the monkey back tonight?

But Danny doesn't hear us
and now all the posts are old
How many ways to answer
some frequent flyer with a cold?

FO FO FO
Fodorry Christmas to all! and a Fodorry New Year too~~~~~~~

FODORITE RHAPSODY

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught by the censor
no escape from reality
Open your eyes
Bring back the monkey thread

I'm just a monkey thread,
I need your sympathy
'Cause I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
any way the wind blows
doesn't really matter to me,
the monkey.

May I continue?

"I see another thread about the Big Island,
Where to eat?
Where to sleep?
Where to find the best luau??

Thunderbolt and lighting,
how those threads are boring me!
[Fodor Danny, Fodor Danny, Fodor Danny let this go]
"How Much To Tip" is going to be the death of me... OF ME....OF MEEEEEEEEE!!"

Take it, Michele!

(Apologies to non-Queen fans)

I'm just a monkey, and nobody loves me
He's just a monkey from a poor family
Spare him his life from
This monstrosity
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go, please Danny?
No, I will not let you go
Let him go! Please Danny!
I will not let you go
Let him go! Please Danny
I will not let you go, let him go
Will not let you go let him go
Will not let you go, let me go ah…
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go
Fodor's Danny has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

YEAH!

Just a Fodor-o~~
everywhere I go~~
Everyone knows the part that I'm playing,
When the end comes, they'll know
That I',m just a Fodor-o~~~~~

"Play Monkey for Me"

Look at me, I'm as helpless as a monkey up a tree
And I feel like I'm clinging to a thread I can't understand
I'm a monkey, just holding your hand

Look my way, and a thousand Fodorites begin to play
Or it might be the sound of the censor deleting my thread
I'm a monkey the moment you're near

If you want me-all you have to do is Fodor-
You know how to Fodor,don't you?
Just pucker your lips and
Flowwwwwwww~

Knock three times on the celing if you Foodooor....

Oh Danny,
You came and you deleted my posts taking
But I sent you away
Oh Danny
And I need you today
Oh Danny.

Kiss the censor goodbye
And point me toward tomorrow
Kiss my a**
the same to you
And I won't forget
what I did for fodors
what i did for fodors
Gone, the monkey thread is gone
But it lingers on
In my memory

Oh Danny Boy-
The monkey's are calling yo
From thread to Thread and down the mountain side.
The jerks are gone and now I'm left calling you.
Oh Danny boy, my Monkey loves you so.

Yesterday, the censor seemed so far away,
But now it looks as though he's here to stay
Oh I believe in monkey threads
Why it had to go I don't know
Danny wouldn't say