"Stu Pedasso for congress"

"Don't tell the truth-you'll lose your funding"

"Jesus is coming. Look busy"

"I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am"

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Several years ago I lived in Colorado Springs where "Focus on the Family" is based. I found and proudly displayed this one:

Focus On Your Own Damn Family

Priceless!

Seen last week:

"A village in Texas is missing its idiot"

A couple spotted around here (Asheville, NC)...

Where am I going and why am I in a handbasket?

My cat can beat up your cat.

And a whole slew pertaining to the "We Still Pray!" phenomenon. Bear in mind that every other person on the street in Asheville is gay or practices magic, sometimes both.

We Still Don't Care!

We're Still Gay!

We Still Chant!

We Still Sacrifice Goats!

I want the one I saw one time that said "Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult"!

I live in a dog friendly town so I've seen this one a lot:
Dog is my co-pilot.

One I like is: Don't blame me, I voted with the majority.

Another good one is: Mean people suck.

the voices in my head told me to stay home today and clean my guns

Another good one : Vegetarian is a Native American word for lousy hunter

One I saw just today:

I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signal.

Seen on an old beat up car in Virginia...
"This may not be the Mayflower but your daughter sure came across in it"

The funniest we've seen is "Re-elect Bush/Cheney." Observed in Florida on a car exposed to I-275 traffic jam fumes.

Saw this on a truck 2 years ago while checking out of a campground in Ossipee, NH. To this day I laugh out loud when thinking about it:

"All men are jerks and I married their king."

My two favorites:

Jesus loves you everyone else thinks your an A--H---

If it ain't broke, fix it till it is - government worker's motto

Blacktie, I have to agree, that is the funniest one I've seen.

In California, folks frequently took the famous "In 'N Out Burger" bumper sticker and removed the first and last letter from Burger!

May personal all time favorite:

When H*** freezes over, I'll ski there too!

Who are the Dead and why are they following me?

Support the right to arm bears.

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Heart attacks, God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

How many trees, plants and animals had to die to make room for your fat ass?

MADD spelled backward, Drunk Drivers Against Mothers.

Don't blame me. I voted for Gore.

Call 1-800-GO-TO-HELL if my driving is bad.

Back Off, I Fart!

This guy is a hoot!