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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 02:50 PM
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Oh how funny! When I first read the title of your thread, I had "Friends" stuck in my mind.
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 03:04 PM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
You made my day but that is not peculiar to only France...here too.
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 03:23 PM
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Very amusing, P_M, thanks for sharing! I am chortling over your last installment, indeed people do the strangest things -- all over the world!
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 03:37 PM
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P_M

This is the funniest thing I have read for quite a while! LOL! "Yes folks, there was a full moon out every night while I was in Paris."

Glad you had a great trip full of memorable experiences.

I am looking forward to my first trip to Paris next summer so much, I can hardly bare it.
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 03:41 PM
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Very much enjoyed reading your trip report! Having visited Paris both by myself and with family, I know exactly how you felt walking alone that night.

Sometimes, you need quiet around you to fully absorb the myriad of impressions Paris offers, a few hours of solitude in which to savor the elation found only in undistracted discovery.

Yes, there's the tiny sting of conditioned regret that so and so isn't there with you to share the experience, but it's quickly remedied by taking a deep, deep breath and triumphantly claiming that moment, that magical bit of Paris, for... yourself.
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Oh my gosh!!!! LOL LOL!!!!! I could handle the full moon but the dark side had me scared!!!!! I came very close to being Ugly Naked Woman in Paris..My widow had the "lovely" view of the air shaft and of course I could look right out at rooms at the side of me and across from me, and I actually really didn't realize it at first and only had my shear curtain drawn, not the curtain underneath..do you think someone went home and put me in their trip report! Oh no!!!!!!
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 03:50 PM
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Very funny, P_M! Thank you!
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 04:18 PM
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Your travel log brought (literally!) tears to my eyes. nudist and all. merci beaucoup!
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 06:25 PM
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Thank you all for your nice and funny replies!! I'm so glad you enjoyed my report. I really wasn't sure about including Ugly Naked Guy, so I tried to keep it clean enough to please the Fodor's censors. Let's hope they don't axe it....
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 06:49 PM
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What a delightful report! I just wish my "inner voices" were as accurate as yours.

Re Naked Guy, in the mid-60s when I was in Paris a friend and I were walking alongside the Parc Monsouris and what I thought was a statue at first followed us along the fence. I reported it to a policeman I saw, but he thought we were just hysterical Americans.
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 07:08 PM
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American Airlines and most other non Air FRance planes usually fly out of Terminal 1. Most likely the taxi driver had no idea of the change, which to some degree is the result of the partial collapse of the outer terminal 2-F. A bit of restructuring of the airlines has occurred. If you want a real treat, try flying Icelandair out of Charles de Gaulle airport. We showed up the requisite three hours ahead. Waited two and three quarters hours, and still, NOWHERE IN TERMINAL 1 was there an Icelandair desk open, nor was there anything with Icelandair printed on it anywhere. Eventually.......Icelandair showed up, late, pulled down the other airlines signs over a desk, and put theirs up. They have absolutely no presence at the airport, due to their minimal routes. The people at the Icelandair desk were grumpy, confused and could not make the machines work to check in the people waiting. The plane left one and a half hour late. In Iceland, we waited another hour on the plane while they looked for someone that had checked bags but was not in the seat next to my husband and I. One hour later, they "found" the person, sitting on the lap of her parents in the back of the plane. She was Icelandic. I had read that Icelandair would take care of their citizens, but did not believe that such a delay would have occurred. It did. Live and learn. Next time, Air FRAnce again, and Terminal 2. End of story.
 
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Excellent story P_M, very funny! I'm having a lot of fun reading it and I hadn't ever even thought about going to Paris! Sounds nice though, nekkid fellas aside. Thanks for posting it!
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 07:55 PM
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Hi PM, wonderful report. And how very nice you and your stepmom are such great friends. My stepdaughter and I are also. It does happen sometimes!

BTW, did you have to pay for a "view" room in that Paris hotel? Just wondering
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Old Jan 25th, 2005, 09:24 PM
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P_M, It sounds as though you had a wonderful trip. There have been so many great trip reports from Paris this week, it only increases my desire to return!

Croque Madame, I loved what you said. I hope I find many such moments on my solo trip to Italy in Sept.
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 03:49 AM
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So funny P_M. Great trip report. Thanks for sharing.
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 04:39 AM
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P_M:

Great trip report! Thanks for sharing. I like the way you wrote your trip report.
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 05:06 AM
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=D>

Just great
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 06:19 AM
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Great report! Makes me even more excited to be leaving for Paris next week!

You may not have had a view of the Eiffel Tower but at least Ugly Naked Guy didn't put on a twinkling light show every hour!
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 06:22 AM
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P_M,
Great trip report! Thanks for sharing. I was picturing your walk along the Seine. You sound like you ice skate like I do... in fact, I took ice skating lessons just to learn how to stop

Sandy
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Old Jan 26th, 2005, 06:37 AM
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My compliments...a delightful report that's also filled with useful information. It should serve a model for other reports. (Thanks for not including a minute-by-minute rehash of unnecessary minutia!)
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