Okay, now that you've learned to choose your words more carefully, what were you referring to when you asked what I was going on about?

OK, girls - claws in and to your corners, please.

kbelcher - given your father's limited mobility you may want to think about using the bus to get around. The tube is faster but involves some walking into/out of and within the stations, even if you are not making a connection (which could involve much more walking than your dad can handle.) For places not well served by a bus line you could of course use a taxi but that can get pricey as a main mode of transport, if you are looking to stay within a budget.

LOL - Thanks for a good laugh Seamus. Much appreciated because it was badly needed.