Missing in France

Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 05:15 AM
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Missing in France

Headline in today's Ironic Times (

"Kermit the Frog Reported Missing in France"

"It was 'just his first visit there,' says a distraught spokesman."

.... and you thought there was no crime in France. Shows how sensitive some people can be to racial epithets......
Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 05:42 AM
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I just hope he is found with all his limbs intact!
Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 06:50 AM
Bromp bromp
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There are 10,000 polliwogs in Marseille who are threatening a class-action paternity suit.
Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 06:52 AM
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The paparazzi have been chasing after a black-veiled female pig seen at the airport bound for Corsica.
Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 08:04 PM
John Bermont
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He is found - I saw Kermit in the window of the restaurant Freddy the Grenouille, rive gauche.
It is a small place and hard to find. The service is great. The ambiance is bawdy. The tete-de-veau is delicious. The house specialty is a desert consisting of a pillar of ice cream bracketed by a pair of half peaches round side up, served to ladies on a plate with no spoon; it is a blushing and roaring affair when one of these is served. The walls are covered with currency from around the world. It's an old hang-out for medical students.
John Bermont
Old Aug 22nd, 2001, 11:34 PM
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Thanks, John. But with all this recent press, will Freddy just be *full* of American tourists? Or is it an authentic Parisian experience?

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