How to look like a tourist in Paris

Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:45 PM
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The guy with the orange polo shirt.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:46 PM
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Is it the blond kid with the yellowy tan shirt and brown shorts.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:49 PM
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Guy with the light blue button down shirt, sleeve rolled up, tan pants and tennis shoes?

I'm grasping at straws here.

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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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StCirq, you win the prize!

(What is the prize???)
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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ok the last guess, the guy in the denim jacket.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:53 PM
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Aw man, I was going to pick orange polo shirt guy next! This was fun, Kerouac!

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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 12:53 PM
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Drat! That was my very first guess, then I second- and third-guessed myself.

What IS the prize? If it's something big and expensive I can pick it up in Paris in July or August
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 01:01 PM
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The prize is dinner at McDonald's with the orange polo shirt guy. I know exactly where to find him.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 01:24 PM
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I guess the orange polo shirt guy's wrapped-around sweatshirt helps conceal his hands.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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I have noticed that lots of loose clothing is a major tool of such people.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 01:51 PM
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And good running shoes.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 01:59 PM
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Good pickpockets rarely need to run.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 02:08 PM
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The sloppiest seem to be young (college age), and they like to wear those nasty jeans anywhere.
These people look like tourists everywhere - mostly taking snapshots. Also, FEET, (or COMFORT of feet)is about the most important thing after a certain age - not how you look to a bunch of strangers. I WISH I had the nerve to wear my comfortable Nikes or New Balances to walk around Paris! But I don't.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 02:23 PM
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Congratulations St Cirq.
Now keruac, let's see s picture of yoyu
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 02:28 PM
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Thanks. I appreciate the way you gently (or at least more gently than I) point out that being a tourist is nothing to be ashamed of.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 02:38 PM
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Sigh... and I've always bitched because my husband insists on dressing like he does at home (Brooks Bros, etc... he has a special "travel suit".) We used to be addressed frequently in the native language of any country we were visiting .. in Northern Europe, that is. However .. I think I've blown our cover because now I have to wear Reeboks for my bad feet -
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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I'm with tuscanlifeedit. I'm surprised the subjects look as good as they do.

I've been to DisneyWorld.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 03:38 PM
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I'm really bummed that I'm not in your photo essay!

Really, I don't think your subjects look half as bad as I expected.

I would never have guessed the pickpocket.

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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 04:49 PM
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The photos could have been taken on Michigan Avenue as well - a tourist is a tourist is a tourist! Actually, I've seen much worse on the Mag Mile....
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Old Jun 2nd, 2009 | 05:43 PM
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Well, I am so glad that I was not included in those photos. Though, they seem to have been taken recently, and my stay in Paris ended at the beginning of April.

Kerouac, I have to disagree with your contention that those are all photos of tourists. For example, the woman in the long denim skirt - I did see some Parisians dressed like that. And she's carrying a purse and not wearing a backpack or fanny pack, so I say she's French (et oui, je sais, elle est un peu grosse, mais...il y a des Parisiennes qui ne sont pas minces. Peut etre deux...).

Also, I saw many Parisians rolling suitcases on and off of the Metro. Some of those suitcase-toters were too nicely dressed to be tourists (at least, American tourists).

I'll never dress like a Parisian, and I'll never speak French like a Parisian, but I'm going to keep coming back! So keep your camera charged. I'll be the one wearing a Chanel jacket with bermuda shorts
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