tedgale

Inspired by the recent spate of troll posts, through the miracles of Amazon.com and FedEx, I ordered and quickly received "The Compleat Troll Handbook". In the chapter on Travel Websites, I found the following suggested topics for igniting furious controversy among the unsuspecting:

1. Do Italian men smell bad to you?
2. Are Canadian tourists really wearing US flag patches in solidarity with Americans?
3. Did your shoes fit funny after returning from Europe?
4. EU Minister claims all French women wear corsets -- men too!
5. Can I find Burger King in Lvov, Poland?
6. Romanian tour guide got my daughter pregnant -- can she sue?
7. Poll finds Finnish cheese are the best
8. Bedbugs at the Danieli -- A Venice nightmare
9. Why don't they all learn English?
10.Why do they call the former Yugoslavia "the former Yugoslavia"?

Watch out for these topics if you ever see them associated with the names praline, Aunt Nell or Roseclare!

Travelnut

Gee, <i><b>thanks</b></i>, tedgale, this is all we need..!

Stuckinitaly

My husband is Italian, and he definatley smells bad to me..yuck!

tedgale2

Hey that misspelling of &quot;definitely&quot; looks familiar. But usually posted under a different name.

A troll??

Huitres

....it has something to do with their not using any deoderant......they seem to think that showering daily keeps them fresh. Perhaps, but then one sweats during the day and there is odor.