Can I walk from London to Paris
#47
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Hi,pup here.<BR>Mama is bringing me to Paris and I am walking to London to see the Queen.I hear she likes tiaras.<BR>I am wearing dark brown.<BR>I am dark brown.<BR>Mama picks up my poop for me here at home,so she said she will do it in Paris too.<BR>I like sitting at outdoor cafes,usually the waiters like me and give me water and sneak treats to me.<BR>I like waiters.<BR>Do you think French waiters will like me?<BR>I know English waiters will like me.The English like all pups.<BR>BTW,I speak French so the language will be no problem.They call me a French poodle sometimes.<BR>My problem is-how do I get there from here?<BR>Mama wants to dress me up like a kid and buy me a ticket on the plane so I don't have to ride in a cage with mamas many many suitcases full of shoes.<BR>What do you think?<BR>I weight 60 pounds.
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I am sitting here at work laughing so hard people must think I am nuts.<BR>For sure I think Pup should dress like a kid and sit in the cabin. If he is going to walk from London to Paris the poor pooch deserves some comfort. Maybe if he is nice to the flight attendants he can get upgraded to business or (gasp) first class.
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I think that I will walk the famous walks of other pups in Paris.<BR>You do know that Hemingway had his pup in Paris when they stayed on the Left Bank.<BR>And what about Coco Chanel??? She had her own little Poodles.<BR>I know my mama would love to see me in Chanel!<BR>I will walk up all those stairs and see the gargoyles on the top of that big church.Where do gargoyles come from?<BR>I can lift my leg along the Champs Ellysses!<BR>I am sure mama will put some of her fancy French perfume on me then none of my friends back at home will recognise me.<BR>In London I think I will go see where Mr Churchhill used to live.He had a bull dog.Of course they aren't as pretty as me but I am sure he was a great dog,look at the way his master behaved!<BR>Mama wants to take me to Italy too.Can I walk there?
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Is the pup old enough to travel? Will he bark and disturb the other passengers? If he sits behind me, will he continually kick the back of the seat? Should he be on a leash or in a carrier?<BR><BR>Will he be able to deal with the hand-held shower without soaking the entire bathroom? Where can he hide a secret money belt? Will he know how much to tip the maid? Do you tip waiters who sneak a pup a treat, and how much? What are the top ten must-sees in London and Paris for the pooch?
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Top Ten Things For Pup to do in London:<BR><BR>1-See Big Ben,hear the clock strike then bark.<BR>2-Hyde Park-sooo many pigeons to chase.<BR>3-Double decker buses-pup can ride on top and let his ears flap in the wind.<BR>4-Changing of the Guard-pup loves it when people stand still and stare.Makes him bark.<BR>5-The Maze at Hampton Court-pup can get out of any maze with that nose!<BR><BR>to be continued~
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Top Ten Things for Pup to do in Paris:<BR><BR>1-The Parc-any park,all those trees, throw the ball -sil vous plait!!!!!<BR>2-The Catacombs-all those Bones!!!!<BR>3-Eiffell Tower-lots of people, someone will pet pup.<BR>4-The Museums-good place for a nap<BR>5-Sacre Couer-pup likes to run up stairs <BR>6-Sewers of Paris-pup likes the smell<BR>7-Ille St-Louis-maybe someone will give him a taste of ice cream from Berthillon<BR>8-Bateau Mouche-pup likes the water<BR>9-Rue de Rivoli-pup likes to shop with mama<BR>10-the Markets-someone will always give pup a taste and there are so many tidbits on the ground.<BR>

